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sugaree · 11-24-2008, 11:06 AM

I have a pre-employment drug test in about a week and a half. I will stop smoking today, but do not think that's long enough. I am a MM patient in SOCAL and I smoke everyday. Have been for many, many years. Does anyone know how long I will have to detox and is there any product out there that is a sure thing to pass the test? Any help will be appreciated. This is really a great job opportunity and I would hate to not be hired over this!

It's too bad our Governator vetoed the bill that would make it illegal for business to discriminate against mm patients!!

zbestwun2001 · 11-24-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugaree

I have a pre-employment drug test in about a week and a half. I will stop smoking today, but do not think that's long enough. I am a MM patient in SOCAL and I smoke everyday. Have been for many, many years. Does anyone know how long I will have to detox and is there any product out there that is a sure thing to pass the test? Any help will be appreciated. This is really a great job opportunity and I would hate to not be hired over this!

It's too bad our Governator vetoed the bill that would make it illegal for business to discriminate against mm patients!!

Go to a headshop in your area and get the best clean test they recommend.

zb1

sugaree · 11-24-2008, 11:18 AM

Have you ever used one successfully?

toke2smoke · 11-24-2008, 11:23 AM

drink lots of h2o cranberry juice & no caffeine it'll help flush ur system fast

Medpatient · 11-24-2008, 11:45 AM

if you are an everyday smoker there is no detox that is going to clean your system in a week and a half. Go to a head shop and get some quickfix 4.0.

It is a synthetic urine that is easy to use and 100% safe. I as well as everyone I know uses this stuff and not one person I know including me has failed a drug test with it.

WheelenJeepThing · 11-24-2008, 12:11 PM

The absolute sure fire 100% PASS for a drug test is CLEAN urine. Now I know you think I'm an ass right about now, but really, this what I do. Have a friend or a child, etc. pee in a cup, pour it in a CLEAN (new, and washed) condom, tie it up, drop it in yer drawrs, and carry a pin. (BTW It is illegal to test for the presence of FEMALE hormones, so M/F is not a problem)
There are also several synthetic urine's you can buy for the same purpose.
If you are a DAILY smoker like me, stay away from the drinks/shakes and additives. Most will not be strong enough to mask completely.
I can not attest to ANY product intended for saliva. But I have avoided TWO hair/DNA tests with a good LONG wash the night before with BAKING SODA mixed with water to make a paste then rinsed with RED WINE VINAGER. Cant say for sure, but both test where done several months apart at different labs, both where for 6 months and came up negative for THC.

Hope this helps

WheelenJeepThing · 11-24-2008, 12:18 PM

ALSO!! I can't stress it enough!! Stay AWAY from Niacin!! Niacin works by absorbing toxins in your body. In small doses during a NORMAL regiment this allows said toxins be removed in small doses through the urine. BUT when you decide to take a FIST FULL to flush THC from your body you cause a LARGE amount of Niacin to ABSORB a LARGE amount of THC, just in time to piss it out for your test! Not to mention you are going to be very ill from Niacin Poisoning.
I don't know why but some where along the line stoners got the idea this was an appropriate method of cleaning out there system, ITS NOT!

sugaree · 11-24-2008, 12:25 PM

Thanks for the advice, looks like the synthetic urine is the way I will have to go. BTW I don't even know what Niacin is. I will google it!

Medpatient · 11-24-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by WheelenJeepThing

ALSO!! I can't stress it enough!! Stay AWAY from Niacin!! Niacin works by absorbing toxins in your body. In small doses during a NORMAL regiment this allows said toxins be removed in small doses through the urine. BUT when you decide to take a FIST FULL to flush THC from your body you cause a LARGE amount of Niacin to ABSORB a LARGE amount of THC, just in time to piss it out for your test! Not to mention you are going to be very ill from Niacin Poisoning.
I don't know why but some where along the line stoners got the idea this was an appropriate method of cleaning out there system, ITS NOT!

not to mention that Niacin will also make your skin feel like it is on fire.

Medpatient · 11-24-2008, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by sugaree

Thanks for the advice, looks like the synthetic urine is the way I will have to go. BTW I don't even know what Niacin is. I will google it!

Niacin is a mineral in your body, you can buy the niacin pills pretty much anywhere that sells supplements

Medpatient · 11-24-2008, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by WheelenJeepThing

The absolute sure fire 100% PASS for a drug test is CLEAN urine. Now I know you think I'm an ass right about now, but really, this what I do. Have a friend or a child, etc. pee in a cup, pour it in a CLEAN (new, and washed) condom, tie it up, drop it in yer drawrs, and carry a pin. (BTW It is illegal to test for the presence of FEMALE hormones, so M/F is not a problem)

Hope this helps

LOL just make sure that if you get it from a female that they arent pregnant, actually knew a guy that failed his test not for drugs coming up but because his test showed that he was pregnant.

WheelenJeepThing · 11-24-2008, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Medpatient

LOL just make sure that if you get it from a female that they arent pregnant, actually knew a guy that failed his test not for drugs coming up but because his test showed that he was pregnant.

Thats specifically why I said that. It is against CA privacy laws to test for ANY female hormones. What if that individual was in the middle of hormone replacement therapy for a sex change. Its of no interest/business of the employer. And since Female hormones, such as the ones that would be present during pregnancy are legal, they have no legal right to test for such chemicals.

Mindfury · 11-24-2008, 04:42 PM

there is niacin in energy drinks too, as well as caffeine. good luck.

Peace

11-26-2008, 09:10 AM

get a marinol script from your mmj doc,only admit to using it if you fail,many places do not test for thc

chong818 · 10-16-2009, 06:10 PM

Dont the labs cheak to see if the urine was warm at the time ?

Mr.Motasimo · 10-18-2009, 10:15 PM

Place the pouch against you body and the your body heat will be the main source of heat, also use the heat pack to help keep the right temp. It worked for me once and will again now that I'm looking for a new job. Being unemployed I don't plan on quitting so synthetic urine is the way to go. I know there are plenty of products out there that will help us pass a drug screen test!

kirbykush · 10-18-2009, 10:20 PM

No:( i missed an awesome job cause i came up positive. then when the results came back i admited i was a patient and they said they would rather not have someone who uses marijuana working there. assholes....still jobless....sigh..:(

codeman420 · 10-18-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Medpatient

if you are an everyday smoker there is no detox that is going to clean your system in a week and a half. Go to a head shop and get some quickfix 4.0.

It is a synthetic urine that is easy to use and 100% safe. I as well as everyone I know uses this stuff and not one person I know including me has failed a drug test with it.

check it

I smoked quite a bit the night before i had a drug test (stupid i know). next morning used the drink just as the directions said. (its only lets you pee clean for like a 3 hour window) I passed and got the job. My friend did the same thing and also passed. Following the directions is imperative. Along with avoiding fatty foods, drink masses of water, exercise and do all this the week before ( i still smoked the whole time) They do work. But its going to be different results for everyone. Ive seen ones that offer 3x time money back guarantee.. that's what i used.

***Samueljefferson*** · 10-18-2009, 10:31 PM

Hello Brother,

I just had a non smoker provide me a urine sample in a zip lock bag stuffed in my pants...... just make sure that the urine is not too old. After 48 hrs the donated urine dies.....

Best Wishes...

or you can get some golden seal tea.... it takes a week.

dwynn8822 · 10-18-2009, 10:32 PM

Yes i have, before i started smoking MMJ

Sorry had to

***TheWolfWmn*** · 10-24-2009, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Medpatient

Go to a head shop and get some quickfix 4.0.

It is a synthetic urine that is easy to use and 100% safe. I as well as everyone I know uses this stuff and not one person I know including me has failed a drug test with it.

Thats the one I use... but I haven't FAILED a drug test with it. However, I have heard it only works best with strips instead of tests that get sent to a lab.

Then you have to be sure that the company where you're going doesn't observe you. Are you male or female?

***TheWolfWmn*** · 10-24-2009, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Samueljefferson

or you can get some golden seal tea.... it takes a week.

Golden Seal? Really??? I remember that was the first cover-up drug, but then the tests started to detect it!

papasmurf · 10-24-2009, 03:21 AM

I used to have a buddie who had to test because his parents had him on lock down.
he said he could beat the test everytime but.... its really hard work.

you have to excersize like crazy to break the thc out of your fat fully sweating style,longer the better
then you flush with cranberry juice to clear it out while its loose out of the fat .

you do this for a week or 2 before the test everyday.
then you drink a grip of water on day of test and dont do any excersize at all for 2 days prior to testing.
then i had my buddie who smokes like crazy he just went into home depot
took the application and the drug test
he tested so positive the guy said were you actually HIGH for the test LOL
basicly told HD to FO and that it was there loss if everyone rolled like my buddy and we all boycotted these bussinesses and got all our family members etc to boycott em
they would go out of bussiness and we would never have to deal with these assholes invading out privacy again.
seems we all rolled over like sheep on this one.
i know we all need jobs but this is utter bullshit
i swear if i ever own a bussiness im going to test and only hire people who test positve for weed ill bet i get a better grade of employee :)

***TheWolfWmn*** · 10-25-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by papasmurf

i swear if i ever own a bussiness im going to test and only hire people who test positve for weed ill bet i get a better grade of employee :)

ROTFLMAO!!! Sign me up!

***TheWolfWmn*** · 10-25-2009, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by chong818

Dont the labs cheak to see if the urine was warm at the time ?

The one I used has a warming pad like Hot Hands with it, and a rubber band to tie it around the bottle, as well as a little temperature reading that shows up on the front of the bottle to make sure that you are within the proper temp. That's why I asked agout male or female and if you will be observed. If you are observed, this one is difficult. If you are female, we all know the best way to beat this is to hide something somewhere we know it is going to stay hot, then it looks natural if you are being watched. For men, it is more difficult, but I saw a picture down there somewhere of a wrap around belt type thing that had a tube, perhaps it could work to put that tube close to .... it... and hold the same at the same time... but for women, we usually aren't holding things or putting our hands down there when urinating.

Alot has to do with the paramaters of the testing situations.

Oh, one thing though......... I know this sounds silly, but I have personally seen people fail often for this...
If youre going to use something to pass a test, don't leave the bottles, condoms, thermometers, etc in the trash can in the bathroom!

11-24-2008, 11:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
sugaree Music is Life! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Woodland Hills, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test I have a pre-employment drug test in about a week and a half. I will stop smoking today, but do not think that's long enough. I am a MM patient in SOCAL and I smoke everyday. Have been for many, many years. Does anyone know how long I will have to detox and is there any product out there that is a sure thing to pass the test? Any help will be appreciated. This is really a great job opportunity and I would hate to not be hired over this! It's too bad our Governator vetoed the bill that would make it illegal for business to discriminate against mm patients!!

11-24-2008, 11:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
sugaree Music is Life! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Woodland Hills, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test Have you ever used one successfully?

11-24-2008, 11:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
toke2smoke Hi, Im New! Join Date: Nov 2008 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 25 Rep Power: 0	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test drink lots of h2o cranberry juice & no caffeine it'll help flush ur system fast

11-24-2008, 11:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
Medpatient Weed Wizard Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Orange County Co-Op: No Vendor: NO Patient: yes Posts: 4,824 Rep Power: 38079	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test if you are an everyday smoker there is no detox that is going to clean your system in a week and a half. Go to a head shop and get some quickfix 4.0. It is a synthetic urine that is easy to use and 100% safe. I as well as everyone I know uses this stuff and not one person I know including me has failed a drug test with it.

11-24-2008, 12:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
WheelenJeepThing WT Regular Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The Hills of Somis Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 186 Rep Power: 1538	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test The absolute sure fire 100% PASS for a drug test is CLEAN urine. Now I know you think I'm an ass right about now, but really, this what I do. Have a friend or a child, etc. pee in a cup, pour it in a CLEAN (new, and washed) condom, tie it up, drop it in yer drawrs, and carry a pin. (BTW It is illegal to test for the presence of FEMALE hormones, so M/F is not a problem) There are also several synthetic urine's you can buy for the same purpose. If you are a DAILY smoker like me, stay away from the drinks/shakes and additives. Most will not be strong enough to mask completely. I can not attest to ANY product intended for saliva. But I have avoided TWO hair/DNA tests with a good LONG wash the night before with BAKING SODA mixed with water to make a paste then rinsed with RED WINE VINAGER. Cant say for sure, but both test where done several months apart at different labs, both where for 6 months and came up negative for THC. Hope this helps WheelenJeepThing says.. "...hey man, whats the big deal, its all gona be legal in a year when Willie Nellson's president" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. The Collective To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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WheelenJeepThing WT Regular Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The Hills of Somis Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 186 Rep Power: 1538	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test ALSO!! I can't stress it enough!! Stay AWAY from Niacin!! Niacin works by absorbing toxins in your body. In small doses during a NORMAL regiment this allows said toxins be removed in small doses through the urine. BUT when you decide to take a FIST FULL to flush THC from your body you cause a LARGE amount of Niacin to ABSORB a LARGE amount of THC, just in time to piss it out for your test! Not to mention you are going to be very ill from Niacin Poisoning. I don't know why but some where along the line stoners got the idea this was an appropriate method of cleaning out there system, ITS NOT! WheelenJeepThing says.. "...hey man, whats the big deal, its all gona be legal in a year when Willie Nellson's president" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. The Collective To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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sugaree Music is Life! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Woodland Hills, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test Thanks for the advice, looks like the synthetic urine is the way I will have to go. BTW I don't even know what Niacin is. I will google it!

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Mindfury Juss chillin' Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Back in LA Baby Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 1,742 Rep Power: 108674	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test there is niacin in energy drinks too, as well as caffeine. good luck. Peace Mindfury says..Scott Ritter's quote was removed due his recent legal troubles. There have been 666 To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. since your last visit.

11-26-2008, 09:10 AM	#14 (permalink)
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10-16-2009, 06:10 PM	#15 (permalink)
chong818 Hi, Im New! Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Arleta, Ca Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: YES Posts: 3 Rep Power: 0	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test Dont the labs cheak to see if the urine was warm at the time ?

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kirbykush any colour you like Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: inland empire-LA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 329 Rep Power: 20095	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test No:( i missed an awesome job cause i came up positive. then when the results came back i admited i was a patient and they said they would rather not have someone who uses marijuana working there. assholes....still jobless....sigh..:( kirbykush says..don't be afraid to care... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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*Samueljefferson* WT Regular Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Long Beach CA Co-Op: yes Vendor: No Patient: Yes Posts: 109 Rep Power: 4333	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test Hello Brother, I just had a non smoker provide me a urine sample in a zip lock bag stuffed in my pants...... just make sure that the urine is not too old. After 48 hrs the donated urine dies..... Best Wishes... or you can get some golden seal tea.... it takes a week.

10-18-2009, 10:32 PM	#20 (permalink)
dwynn8822 Pickle Power! Join Date: May 2007 Location: Sylmar Co-Op: NO Vendor: No Patient: yes Posts: 1,619 Rep Power: 221462	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test Yes i have, before i started smoking MMJ Sorry had to dwynn8822 says..Aces and Jokers or Assholes and Jackasses take yer pick! " So Dark The Con of Man! " "You can't handle the Truth!"

10-24-2009, 03:21 AM	#23 (permalink)
papasmurf WT Advanced Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 539 Rep Power: 85612	Re: Has anyone successfully passed a pre-employment drug test I used to have a buddie who had to test because his parents had him on lock down. he said he could beat the test everytime but.... its really hard work. you have to excersize like crazy to break the thc out of your fat fully sweating style,longer the better then you flush with cranberry juice to clear it out while its loose out of the fat . you do this for a week or 2 before the test everyday. then you drink a grip of water on day of test and dont do any excersize at all for 2 days prior to testing. then i had my buddie who smokes like crazy he just went into home depot took the application and the drug test he tested so positive the guy said were you actually HIGH for the test LOL basicly told HD to FO and that it was there loss if everyone rolled like my buddy and we all boycotted these bussinesses and got all our family members etc to boycott em they would go out of bussiness and we would never have to deal with these assholes invading out privacy again. seems we all rolled over like sheep on this one. i know we all need jobs but this is utter bullshit i swear if i ever own a bussiness im going to test and only hire people who test positve for weed ill bet i get a better grade of employee :)

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