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10-30-2009, 11:35 PM
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| Starting Over Isn't For Sissies  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Santa Cruz Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes
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Rep Power: 7187      | Happy Halloween  |
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10-31-2009, 01:26 AM
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| Smokie  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: on top of a small mountain Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 498300  | Re: Happy Halloween   Have a SAFE & FUN Halloween! |
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10-31-2009, 01:30 AM
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| Boston gal livin in SoCal  Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Long Beach Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 21295 | Re: Happy Halloween Happy Halloween |
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10-31-2009, 06:59 AM
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| Daily Meditator and Medicator  Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: On the border of the L.A. and the O.C. Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes
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Rep Power: 194339 | Re: Happy Halloween  I hope everyone has a fun, safe day and night! |
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10-31-2009, 07:19 AM
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| Administrator  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Pedro Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 895550 | Re: Happy Halloween HAPPY HALLOWEEN !  Last edited by rix; 10-31-2009 at 07:30 AM.. |
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10-31-2009, 07:23 AM
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| more human than human  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: LBC Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes
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Rep Power: 304691 | Re: Happy Halloween Happy Happy Halloween!  It's time!!...  |
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10-31-2009, 07:29 AM
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| OG WT USER.....AROUND SINCE 04 AND STILL TRACKIN!  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palmdale Co-Op: NO Vendor: No Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 18958 | Re: Happy Halloween Quote:
Safe blessings to all this Hollows Eve!  | |
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10-31-2009, 07:30 AM
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| OG WT USER.....AROUND SINCE 04 AND STILL TRACKIN! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palmdale Co-Op: NO Vendor: No Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 18958 | Re: Happy Halloween Quote:
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10-31-2009, 07:31 AM
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| OG WT USER.....AROUND SINCE 04 AND STILL TRACKIN! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palmdale Co-Op: NO Vendor: No Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 18958 | Re: Happy Halloween Quote:
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10-31-2009, 07:34 AM
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| more human than human Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: LBC Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes
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10-31-2009, 07:36 AM
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| Administrator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Pedro Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 895550 | Re: Happy Halloween Quote:
 sorry D, image was 'deleted' ~  | |
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10-31-2009, 07:38 AM
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| OG WT USER.....AROUND SINCE 04 AND STILL TRACKIN! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Palmdale Co-Op: NO Vendor: No Patient: YES
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10-31-2009, 07:39 AM
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| WT SENIOR MEMBER  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Antelope Valley Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 259177 | Re: Happy Halloween  Last edited by wallawalla; 10-31-2009 at 08:05 AM.. |
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10-31-2009, 07:43 AM
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| Administrator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Pedro Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 895550 | Re: Happy Halloween Quote:
 ( but just remember, it's only a cartoon ~ ) | |
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10-31-2009, 08:08 AM
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| WT SENIOR MEMBER Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Antelope Valley Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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10-31-2009, 10:10 AM
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| ^^ Is on the moon....  Join Date: May 2007 Location: County of Oranges Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 14758 | Re: Happy Halloween Happy Halloween all and you never even knew you were celebrating my b-day the same day! ;-) haha be safe med one for me! |
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10-31-2009, 11:57 AM
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| WT Senior Member  Join Date: Jun 2009 Co-Op: Yes Vendor: No Patient: Yes
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Rep Power: 40635 | Re: Happy Halloween Happy Halloween! Everyone be safe tonight! |
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10-31-2009, 12:03 PM
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| WT Regular Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Sunland Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 10259 | Re: Happy Halloween Happy Halloween |
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10-31-2009, 01:14 PM
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| The best things in life are dirty  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: No-Name City, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: Yes
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Rep Power: 185056 | Re: Happy Halloween  And my WT'r friends too.  |
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10-31-2009, 01:25 PM
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| real real gone Join Date: Mar 2008 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 129898 | Re: Happy Halloween From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! Happy Halloween To My Fellow Trackers! |
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10-31-2009, 01:32 PM
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| Hi, Im New! Join Date: Dec 2008 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: Happy Halloween This one is for my Riverside Patients-Read it all, great payoff at the end! A century ago, and some years before that Before planes, before cars, before Internet chat Before cheeseburgers, grinders and Poly and King Before Arlington, North and Ramona -- and bling Before X-Box and WiFi and Zorba the Greek Before skateboards and freeways and strange words -- like Geek Before long infomercials with quick cures for snoring Before some shouted " Riverside !" And some answered "Boring!" Before iPods and You Tube and UCR frats Riverside boiled with large, vicious cats! These cats were not fluffy, these cats did not purr These cats prowled the city like burglars in fur They ruled the streets in cat-packs that stirred fear When they opened their mouths? Jagged teeth! Ear to ear! To actually view them, they looked vastly ghastly But to-then see right through them, they looked mostly ghostly These cats, there were thousands, patrolled city streets They carpeted sidewalks and gulped parakeets. They chased little children to show 'em who's boss Up steep mountain roads. To the top of the cross! They broke into banks, where they curled up on desks And made little beds with cold cash and hot checks. They tormented teachers and trampled on tutors But their most favorite prey? City leaders on scooters. They chased and they scratched and they hissed and they spit And if folks got too close, well, too bad, they got bit. They got bit, they got mauled, it's a cruel, tragic story The streets oozed with blood as the cats stalked their quarry And Riverside slipped -- to "Unsafe" cat-e-gory. The fine folks of Riverside were pained and perplexed They were vexed and felt hexed and they fretted, "What next?" They had jobs, they had school; yes they had to go places To the groves, to the store to buy eggs and shoe laces. But they so feared the cats, they dared not show their faces. One day the fine folks of all stripes and each faction Rose up and cried out, "We demand you take action! "We implore you. We warn you! We flat-out insist! They'd scrawled their demands on a long catalyst. "We're afraid of these cats! They just might be bionic." "They have more than nine lives! And they're fast. Supersonic!" "Poison them now! Make them drink... catatonic!" The mayor was nervous, his stomach was queasy The cat-calling mob was both breathless and wheezy The sight and the sound of them made him uneasy. In the blackness of night, in the cold City Hall Which because of the cats had been padlocked since Fall The mayor responded, "We must kill them all!" The fed-up folks roared as they leaped to their feet "Kill the cats!" they all cheered. "Make them dead furry meat!" They stepped out of their fear like they'd take off their coats Their words were no longer lodged deep in their throats. "Kill the cats!" cried the mayor. "Not one of them votes!" With the town steeped in darkness -- like coal poured in tons The now fearless cat-killers grabbed for their guns They surged and they ranted, this cat-killing cult "We'll launch them to space in a cat catapult." "Or no! Rip their guts out with cat-eating hogs." "Or beat them and brain them with thick catalogues. They rushed to the aisles to settle this score And only then saw the small boy at the door What they saw in his arms shook them deep to the core. He cradled a cat, a feared feline with fangs That could puncture the cheeks of a baby with bangs. "You must be stone crazy!" shrieked one of the throng As-if he'd spotted the boy holding hands with King Kong. But boy barely whispered, "I know what is wrong." The aisle cleared quickly, men scattered like rats As the boy walked between them they saw the cat's mats There were mats on his head, there were mats on his paws There were mats in his ears on his tail and claws And the worst mat of all wrapped around the cat's jaws! Never had anyone seen such a cat, And they gasped when the boy said, "They all look like that." "These knots," the boy lectured, "would strangle a man! "No wonder these felines formed such a fierce clan. "Let's kill it!" one shouted. "Kill it now while we can." But the boy stood his ground, and said, "I have a plan." The next several days, several weeks, one by one The cats, mean and vicious, would set like the sun They'd be gone, disappear, just like that they would vanish Tabbies and Toms and Siamese who knew Spanish The cats would bed down for their little cat naps And be snatched up and dropped into iron cat traps. The young boy would tell them, "You need a vacation." And whisk his cat cargo to a secret location. This went on for weeks, no one knew where they went To a grave? To the beach? To a large termite tent? To a repo Victorian with rock-bottom rent? There were rumors and guesses and bets over gin And mean, catty gossip: "They’re stuffed in a bin!" But you could have heard the soft "plink" of a pin When it leaked out the cats were holed up at the Inn . The Inn ? Mission Inn? That's Frank Miller's hotel! That's no place for those cats and their mats and their smell. The Inn with its domes and its grand open spaces Luxurious rooms and deep, dark hiding places. The Inn is for people who glitter and glow. There's just one explanation: Poor Frank doesn't know. Now, Frank loved his cats, yes he cooed and he doted and Kept them well fed, and fluffed up and smooth-coated. But as for those cats, Frank would fume and he'd shout To his own little boy: "Rescue one and you're out!" The Mission Inn's Frank was a leader! A pillar! But deep in his soul - and this is a chiller Frank hated those cats, had the heart of a killer. But then they were back! They were back on the street! There had to be thousands -- these cats looked so sweet. They were sleek, they were smooth, all their mats had been clipped. They were smug and stand-offish, but no one got nipped! "How did you do it?" they asked of the boy. He shrugged and he smiled, he was playing it coy. "I can't really tell you. I might get in trouble." And out of his mouth burst a chewing gum bubble. These cats weren't the-old cats, these cats were not scary The boy had transformed them from lumpy to hairy. He'd snipped out their mean streaks, he'd found them new homes. They'd been groomed to perfection with his dad's... catacombs. |
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