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12-13-2008, 03:00 AM
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| What a Long Strange Trip it's Been  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Studio City, CA. Co-Op: Yes Vendor: No Patient: Yes
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Rep Power: 192289       | Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the shack, Not a creature was stirring, not even Happy Jack. The stockings were hung by the hookah with care, In hopes that Jack Herer soon would be there. Weed Trackers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of ‘top shelf strains’ danced in their heads. Baby Boomer in her kerchief, and Spacey in his thong, Had just settled down for a session with the bong. When out on the lawn sprung a new found romance, But we soon realized, it was Gary and Lance. Away to my stash box I flew like a flash, Searching for matches, my pipe and some hash.. The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Put a smile on my face, as I watered my grow. When, what do I see as I gaze out the door, It’s my friend Scheize, with his oil rigged ROOR. Just as we sat down and started to chill, In walks my friends, Rix, Steveo, and Davel. We discussed world affairs, and securing our border, And Thrax chimed on in bout his ‘New World Order’. We were honored by the presence of a Queen and a King Who reign on Reseda, and sell an OG named ‘Bling’ This night was now rockin’ and truly a blast, And officially became a party with the arrival of Iconoclast. Then Kennabis entered, and without too much drama, Explained why we should not have voted, ‘Obama’ And although we all know that Ken is no hater, We still can’t imagine why he voted for Nader. Our friend, ShoeboxMemory aka Winnie The Pooh, Sat in the corner, bonging Afgoo. While Morpheus spoke of African strains, Several more Trackers entered, with the following names: There was Seuscio, Weedy, Surfduck and Lani, And Delta9Gamma, (she’s got a cute fanny!) Ivy, Nepeta, OakSmoke, and Dale, And Donkey Slut leading her Donk by the tail. Tomo7 and Jeffster sizzled hash on a coal, While cjking started, taking a poll. He asked AlohaKid, “Who’s the best Co-op on the block?” Then Mad River Turtle said “This poll I shall lock!” It wasn’t too long, before the munchies set in, But Pure Doja and Mom’s Brownies, gave us a grin. Lady Knight, Mother Weed or the Princess of Grass, Heck, that Gal’s got herself one damned fine, (uh, er, sense of humor?) Astonedhippiegirl, dancing under the moon, Asked Influence if he’d kindly, spin her a tune. Early Mornin Stoned Pimp had some awfully good pot, While B1Joy2C looked amazingly hot! Then Farmer snuck over, and gave me a pinch! He said “Kush, you’ve gotta help, Free Charles Lynch!” I told him I’d like too, but I’m not sure I know how, And I asked him “Why the hell are you dressed like a cow?” (inside joke for those at the Halloween M&G) CannaDyke and Zbestwun, Worked the same chick CannaDyke went home lucky While Steve just held his (uh, bong?) DEAhater GDPlover, Pulled out a box and lifted the cover, Some fine buds of purple, some hash and some kief, He smoked it with Gopers, Sco_Pet and Sweet Leaf High Grade Willy, Soul Rebel and Wheelen Jeep Thing, Stepped up to the Karaoke, and started to sing. It was equal to scratching a blackboard, or worse We thanked God, when they finally, hit the last verse. By now, the hour, was getting quite late. Donkey Slut took her Donkey And went home to mate. For the rest, it was time, to send them home too, I’m Christmas partied out… And besides…I am a Jew! This coming year, brings hope for what's right Faith, we can finally win this here fight, To All My Tracker Family You're truly the best Happy Holidays to all, Now I'm gonna go smoke some Afpak, and get some rest! Last edited by KushMeister; 12-13-2008 at 03:09 AM.. |
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12-13-2008, 07:43 AM
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| Budtender Deluxe Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In the Saucer of course! Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! Happy Christmas to all and to all a Good Night! (PS - you promised to keep the Thong a secret!!!) |
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12-13-2008, 07:53 AM
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| www.petorphans.org  Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The wrong side of the tracks.... Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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12-13-2008, 08:37 AM
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| Boston gal livin in SoCal  Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Long Beach Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 21295 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! LOL. that was awesome. Good job KM.  |
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12-13-2008, 08:41 AM
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| I only hold frosty nugs,call me the Snowman  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: I.E. Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 1420 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! Now thats funny shit |
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12-13-2008, 08:43 AM
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| Administrator  Join Date: Mar 2007 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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12-13-2008, 08:47 AM
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| om shivaya hara ganja om  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 263700 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! good one uncle kushy ...... |
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12-13-2008, 08:47 AM
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| WT Advanced Member  Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Carlsbad, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 65733 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! Boo hoo...I wasn't invited to the party!  Great job though. |
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12-13-2008, 09:10 AM
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| Administrator  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: San Pedro Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 898380 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! KM's a trip ~  ! |
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12-13-2008, 10:44 AM
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| I'm a friendly ghost  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: I'm high- In the mountains of Butte County Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 36928 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! A+ for the imagination in that one. |
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12-24-2008, 11:57 AM
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| What a Long Strange Trip it's Been Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Studio City, CA. Co-Op: Yes Vendor: No Patient: Yes
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Rep Power: 192289 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! Back to the top, just because it IS, the Night Before Christmas! Merry Christmas Everyone! |
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12-24-2008, 12:09 PM
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12-24-2008, 04:40 PM
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| peace and love to all my hippie friends  Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Fountian valley Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 92 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! i must say im kind of sad i didn't go lol but i must say ur version of twas the night before christmas rocked ........much love for that one love the princess amber Last edited by HERBxPRINCESS; 05-08-2009 at 10:47 AM.. |
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12-24-2008, 05:44 PM
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| What's so funny bout peace love and understanding.  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Inland Empire Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 4461 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! Nothing short of EPIC - Kush Mister -Rules Happy Holidaze -My WT'N Brethren Smokin !!!!!!!!!!!! Papasmurf-13-  |
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12-24-2008, 06:20 PM
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| WT Regular Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Fillmore Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: Yes
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12-24-2008, 06:21 PM
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| WT Advanced Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oakland Co-Op: yes Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 62781 |  Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! that was the most touching and funny poem-post I've read on WT. :slaugh: Thank you Kushmeister, you nailed a lot of the personalities! Merry-juana Holidays everyone! :partysmile: |
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12-24-2008, 06:29 PM
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| Until there are none, adopt at least one.  Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West San Fernando Valley Co-Op: no Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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12-24-2008, 06:34 PM
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| www.petorphans.org Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The wrong side of the tracks.... Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 291861 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! KM that's REALLY GOOD!  zb1 |
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12-24-2008, 06:34 PM
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| Open Our Door To A Real Loving Heart.  Join Date: Nov 2008 Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 39617 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! that was funny, good one Kush. |
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12-24-2008, 06:49 PM
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| We decide which is right, and which is an illusion  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: OC, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 83556 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! That was done so well, KM, I almost remember being there! :slaugh: |
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12-25-2008, 01:01 AM
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| Somewhere In The Clouds  Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The OG Galaxy Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 210176 | Re: Twas The Nite Before Xmas- WT Style! KM,Excellent idea. Very funny and entertaining |
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12-25-2008, 07:21 AM
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| strain slut  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: L.A. Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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12-25-2008, 07:35 AM
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12-25-2008, 08:04 AM
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i'm wondering, just wondering how many other times that has happened to me. | |
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