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02-24-2009, 07:41 AM
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| Obama Jokes "Yesterday, President-elect Barack Obama announced his new economic team. You know what he should do? Hire those people who were in charge of his fundraising campaign. We can pay this thing off in like a week." --Jay Leno "Finally we got some good news about the economy. Barack Obama got $800 billion to rescue the economy. All I can say is, 'Thank you, Oprah.'" --David Letterman "A New York elementary school became the first school in the country to be named after Barack Obama. Yeah, that's very nice. Yeah, unfortunately, no one likes their team's new nickname, the Fighting Husseins." --Conan O'Brien "Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months." --Jay Leno "Senator McCain and President-elect Barack Obama met, got together and had a nice visit. And Barack Obama thanked McCain for choosing that nutty Alaskan chick. And then Barack Obama said to McCain, 'Hey, I'm catching up with you. I just got a second home.'" --David Letterman "Oprah Winfrey just announced that she's planning to attend Barack Obama's inauguration. Oprah says she's very excited to see Obama become the second-most powerful person in the world." --Conan O'Brien "Barack Obama is putting his team together to take over the Administration. So far, he's got his mother-in-law, who is going to be living with him, and they are talking about Hillary for Secretary of State. You have your mother-in-law and Hillary Clinton. Sounds like smooth sailing to me." --David Letterman  Lifeshape, the Swami of SativasLast edited by Lifeshape; 02-24-2009 at 08:03 AM.. |
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02-24-2009, 08:57 AM
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Rep Power: 8180      | Re: Obama Jokes Q : What will be Americas national bird when Obama takes office? A: His middle finger Q: Why will Obama bulldoze the The Rose Garden? A: He doesnt want any Bushes at the White House Last edited by onecrazyfoo; 02-24-2009 at 09:02 AM.. |
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02-24-2009, 12:06 PM
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Rep Power: 2703 | Re: Obama Jokes How lame to have to post a thread like this and even lamer that you had to steal ever lamer jokes  How about a couple of Bush jokes I'll make up right now myself.... Q: What's the best thing about Georgie Bush? A:He's GONE  Q: What are Bush's 5 top Qualities?? A: He doesn't have any Good Qualities Q: How much money does Bush spend on MMJ per week?? A: None, he already spent all of his money buying Coke Q: Why start a thread like this?? A: I like to try to piss people off call them names and stir up crap in the MMJ Community Rather than being a positive force. Last edited by Will; 02-24-2009 at 12:25 PM.. |
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02-24-2009, 12:13 PM
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| Re: Obama Jokes Hey Willy, lighten up, who made you the thought police? The Obama jokes aren't mean spirited! Gotta laugh in life, you panties bunched up in a knot WTer! |
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02-24-2009, 12:17 PM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: Obama Jokes  obama is MY ninja hes allover good or bad collect all the obama u kan!!!!! jokes ..... |
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02-24-2009, 12:22 PM
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Rep Power: 67703  | Re: Obama Jokes Barack Obama -vs- An Intelligent Little Girl Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?” “Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles. “OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?” Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.” To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?” |
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02-24-2009, 12:28 PM
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Rep Power: 67703 | Re: Obama Jokes Sorry I guess I was just trying to start some shit.LOL Lightin up. |
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02-24-2009, 12:35 PM
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Rep Power: 2703 | Re: Obama Jokes Hey I can laugh at any jokes about Obama or whoever, but the point is You are calling people names all over, in other threads and just spewing a bunch of negative crap(especially Obama related) and that is the probable reason for this thread...... Not for humor or to make someone laugh, but to spread some Hate and get a bunch of people pissed off and riled up, real positive. You're so awesome  |
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02-24-2009, 01:28 PM
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| Re: Obama Jokes My posts are all jokes and education Willy! I did have to school a couple of WTers who were mouthing off, but they had it coming! They had been bullying and arrogantly belittling other WTers, they tried with me and I had to school 'em! Lifeshape, Educatin' Entertainin', and Enlightenin' WTers! |
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