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Old 01-16-2008, 09:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. ....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....
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Old 01-16-2008, 09:28 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

haha, thats funny, and almost plausible.

definitely a great rad.
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Re: George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bam! That shit was tight dog! Woo!!! I agree 100%! Wow, I think that's a great idea! Where did you come up with that? Either way, I like it Jimi... And where in the hell have you been man? Been missing you around the boards lately, was also looking for you at the mng too... Too bad you couldn't make it... Anyway, nice post man. I'll stamp it with the Sonny Bono approval! Blam! It's been stamped now!!!

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