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lwien · 10-30-2009, 09:31 PM

Ok, I know that I shouldn't post this here, but I only visit a few forums on this site, and this one kinda feels like home, so..............

Here's a wow for ya..........

BBC NEWS | Business | Wal-Mart starts selling coffins

(to the mods: Sorry. If ya gotta move it, ya gotta move it....

but, man, read the copy..........lol. Just wanted to share a "wow" moment.)

DankJews · 10-31-2009, 12:15 AM

Hahah I Think This Is Funny! Need A New TV? Need To Get Some Shoppin Done? Had A Recent Death In The Family? Visit Wal-Mart We Have All Your Esential Needs! LOL!!!!!!!!

Mods Don't Move Please, This Is Classic! It's Like How Costco Sells Coffins....Corporate Companies These Days! Helping Us Live Our Lifestyles And Helping Us After We Die!

.:Stay Medicated:.

SFV · 10-31-2009, 01:49 AM

bushka · 10-31-2009, 02:37 AM

It's funny my local Costco as you walk out you walk thru by the tires, vacation, matress,blinds & the last display is the caskets. " before you leave don't forget your coffin " LOL !

Now if they could only give me a deal on incineration LOL ! cause i could careless for a casket LOL !

So when is Walmart gonna offer us $4 caps :)

VooDoo Chile · 10-31-2009, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lwien

Ok, I know that I shouldn't post this here, but I only visit a few forums on this site, and this one kinda feels like home, so..............

Here's a wow for ya..........

BBC NEWS | Business | Wal-Mart starts selling coffins

(to the mods: Sorry. If ya gotta move it, ya gotta move it....

but, man, read the copy..........lol. Just wanted to share a "wow" moment.)

LOL. I saw this story a few days ago and tried to share my WTF moment with my b/f. As soon as I read'em the headline, he threatened to harm me if I kept reading.

lwien · 10-31-2009, 07:43 AM

Ya know, the BEST part of that ad was this line: "Catering for cradle-to-grave needs, Wal-Mart already sells everything......"

LOL. Come on down folks. We got EVERYTHING. We got it all. We'll cater to ya from your comfy cradle to your fucking grave.

wallawalla · 10-31-2009, 07:49 AM

A new coffin for a bed maybe I could get some sleep!!

Geist · 10-31-2009, 10:18 AM

...and if a coffin isn't your style, you can get an URN . Now we just need a wallmart cemetery, reserve your parking spot/resting place today.

stealthviper · 11-02-2009, 07:12 PM

Are any of 'em flying?

stealthviper · 11-02-2009, 07:15 PM

Seriously, WAMM has found the solution. At a member's request, he/she is cremated and buried in an urn on a hillside up in the Santa Cruz Mountains. This area was recently saved from the fires by some very heroic firefighters when they found out what it was.......

*SWEETLEAF* · 11-02-2009, 07:25 PM

I think that's a great idea. I worked in the death care industry for a while and ill be the first to tell you those mortuaries will rip you off..costco has them for great prices as well..who wants to pay 16 g's for a casket anyway?

Skinzy420 · 11-03-2009, 06:09 AM

it's always better to be prepared

mooniegoogoo · 11-03-2009, 06:20 AM

Well I for one am always on the look out for a good deal on a casket

**medasunman** · 11-03-2009, 06:53 AM

i heard you can get them at home depot too....totally diy.....might have to take one of those sat morn classes though.

lwien · 11-03-2009, 08:17 AM

I say, fuck the casket. Just throw mah body in the fookin' dirt. Cut another tree down to put my dead body in? What a waste of a tree.

And those beautiful cemeteries. What a waste of some beautiful property. I say........rip down all those headstones and turn those huge cemeteries into a nice 18 hole golf course (just gotta make sure you don't dig those sand traps too deep). And you can turn those smaller cemeteries into chip 'n putts.

But........if you MUST get a casket, ya just gotta get one from this guy........

YouTube - The Loved One 1965 - Liberace Robert Morse Anjanette Comer

VooDoo Chile · 11-03-2009, 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lwien

I say, fuck the casket. Just throw mah body in the fookin' dirt. Cut another tree down to put my dead body in? What a waste of a tree.

And those beautiful cemeteries. What a waste of some beautiful property. I say........rip down all those headstones and turn those huge cemeteries into a nice 18 hole golf course (just gotta make sure you don't dig those sand traps too deep). And you can turn those smaller cemeteries into chip 'n putts.

But........if you MUST get a casket, ya just gotta get one from this guy........

YouTube - The Loved One 1965 - Liberace Robert Morse Anjanette Comer

For sure, caskets are like the biggest waste of money. Who gives a shit what happens to their dead body, I mean, seriously. What difference could it possibly make?

***ladyknight*** · 11-03-2009, 06:00 PM

Just cremate me and set me free

lwien · 11-03-2009, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VooDoo Chile

For sure, caskets are like the biggest waste of money. Who gives a shit what happens to their dead body, I mean, seriously. What difference could it possibly make?

No shit. Caskets are about as useless as lips on a chicken. I wonder why they were invented in the first place. Must have been from some guy who had a dirt phobia.

VooDoo Chile · 11-03-2009, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lwien

No shit. Caskets are about as useless as lips on a chicken. I wonder why they were invented in the first place. Must have been from some guy who had a dirt phobia.

I blame the ancient Egyptians.

Toolong · 11-03-2009, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyknight

Just cremate me and set me free

I guarantee whoever cremates me they will get a contact high for sure.....

Yeah I love the Earth but take me off it when I'm done...

lwien · 11-03-2009, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyknight

Just cremate me and set me free

Naw, see, that's kinda of a waste. I say, donate all my organs to whoever wants them, and put the rest into the chipper, a la Fargo, and let me be food and mulch to other living things. Give back, I say. Give back.

420bunny · 11-03-2009, 06:11 PM

It's all about the donor thing for me.
Every inch that is usable, take it use it
(kinda reminds me of my youth), even
my skeleton is willed to a University.
It will be coated in Buddahs Earwax.

VooDoo Chile · 11-03-2009, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lwien

Naw, see, that's kinda of a waste. I say, donate all my organs to whoever wants them, and put the rest into the chipper, a la Fargo, and let me be food and mulch to other living things. Give back, I say. Give back.

oMg. I feel the same way! I told my boyfriend I want a Tibetian sky burial so as to give back to the earth once I'm gone, but he refuses to honor my last wishes. He thinks it's disgusting.

***ladyknight*** · 11-03-2009, 06:56 PM

I wouldn't and couldn't give away my organs. They are contaminated with prescription drugs. They won't even allow me to give blood

**moms_brownies** · 11-04-2009, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mooniegoogoo

Well I for one am always on the look out for a good deal on a casket

Quote:

Originally Posted by *SWEETLEAF*

I think that's a great idea. I worked in the death care industry for a while and ill be the first to tell you those mortuaries will rip you off..costco has them for great prices as well..who wants to pay 16 g's for a casket anyway?

shop online & they deliver

10-30-2009, 09:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
lwien WT Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Arcadia, Ca. Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 566 Rep Power: 18054	Coffins anyone ?? Ok, I know that I shouldn't post this here, but I only visit a few forums on this site, and this one kinda feels like home, so.............. Here's a wow for ya.......... BBC NEWS \| Business \| Wal-Mart starts selling coffins (to the mods: Sorry. If ya gotta move it, ya gotta move it.... but, man, read the copy..........lol. Just wanted to share a "wow" moment.) Last edited by lwien; 10-30-2009 at 09:56 PM..

10-31-2009, 12:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
DankJews .:Stay Medicated:. Join Date: Apr 2008 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 655 Rep Power: 42763	Re: Coffins anyone ?? Hahah I Think This Is Funny! Need A New TV? Need To Get Some Shoppin Done? Had A Recent Death In The Family? Visit Wal-Mart We Have All Your Esential Needs! LOL!!!!!!!! Mods Don't Move Please, This Is Classic! It's Like How Costco Sells Coffins....Corporate Companies These Days! Helping Us Live Our Lifestyles And Helping Us After We Die! .:Stay Medicated:.

10-31-2009, 01:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
SFV From The Valleys Of San Fernando Join Date: Jul 2009 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 111 Rep Power: 7915	Re: Coffins anyone ??

10-31-2009, 02:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
bushka WT Regular Join Date: Aug 2009 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 146 Rep Power: 3990	Re: Coffins anyone ?? It's funny my local Costco as you walk out you walk thru by the tires, vacation, matress,blinds & the last display is the caskets. " before you leave don't forget your coffin " LOL ! Now if they could only give me a deal on incineration LOL ! cause i could careless for a casket LOL ! So when is Walmart gonna offer us $4 caps :) Last edited by bushka; 10-31-2009 at 02:40 AM..

10-31-2009, 07:43 AM	#6 (permalink)
lwien WT Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Arcadia, Ca. Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 566 Rep Power: 18054	Re: Coffins anyone ?? Ya know, the BEST part of that ad was this line: "Catering for cradle-to-grave needs, Wal-Mart already sells everything......" LOL. Come on down folks. We got EVERYTHING. We got it all. We'll cater to ya from your comfy cradle to your fucking grave.

10-31-2009, 07:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
wallawalla WT SENIOR MEMBER Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Antelope Valley Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 6,119 Rep Power: 259177	Re: Coffins anyone ?? A new coffin for a bed maybe I could get some sleep!! wallawalla says..Grow your own!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-31-2009, 10:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
Geist WT Regular Join Date: Mar 2009 Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes Posts: 161 Rep Power: 4796	Re: Coffins anyone ?? ...and if a coffin isn't your style, you can get an URN . Now we just need a wallmart cemetery, reserve your parking spot/resting place today. Geist says.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-02-2009, 07:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
stealthviper Old School Cannabis Tester/AKA damudbug Join Date: May 2007 Location: On top of a hill in Aptos Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 854 Rep Power: 11455	Re: Coffins anyone ?? Are any of 'em flying? stealthviper says.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Let us rest our eyes on the friendly skies, and the cool, green hills of earth" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Robert A Heinlein

11-02-2009, 07:15 PM	#10 (permalink)
stealthviper Old School Cannabis Tester/AKA damudbug Join Date: May 2007 Location: On top of a hill in Aptos Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 854 Rep Power: 11455	Re: Coffins anyone ?? Seriously, WAMM has found the solution. At a member's request, he/she is cremated and buried in an urn on a hillside up in the Santa Cruz Mountains. This area was recently saved from the fires by some very heroic firefighters when they found out what it was....... stealthviper says.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "Let us rest our eyes on the friendly skies, and the cool, green hills of earth" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Robert A Heinlein

11-02-2009, 07:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
SWEETLEAF Weed Wizard Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: So Cal Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes Posts: 3,351 Rep Power: 133115	Re: Coffins anyone ?? I think that's a great idea. I worked in the death care industry for a while and ill be the first to tell you those mortuaries will rip you off..costco has them for great prices as well..who wants to pay 16 g's for a casket anyway? SWEETLEAF says..ONE BILLION HITS, AND THEN SOME

11-03-2009, 06:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
Skinzy420 Back in effect Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: KronVille, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 3,123 Rep Power: 368715	Re: Coffins anyone ?? it's always better to be prepared Skinzy420 says..Most people think, Great God will come from the skies, Take away everything And make everybody feel high. But if you know what life is worth, You will look for yours on earth: And now you see the light, You stand up for your rights.

11-03-2009, 06:20 AM	#13 (permalink)
mooniegoogoo Killing pain as we speak Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In the Hills Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 944 Rep Power: 95669	Re: Coffins anyone ?? Well I for one am always on the look out for a good deal on a casket mooniegoogoo says..Somehow wandering invisibly through a world of billions

11-03-2009, 06:53 AM	#14 (permalink)
medasunman Hi, Im New! Join Date: Feb 2007 Co-Op: no Vendor: yes Patient: yes Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	Re: Coffins anyone ?? i heard you can get them at home depot too....totally diy.....might have to take one of those sat morn classes though.

11-03-2009, 08:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
lwien WT Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Arcadia, Ca. Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 566 Rep Power: 18054	Re: Coffins anyone ?? I say, fuck the casket. Just throw mah body in the fookin' dirt. Cut another tree down to put my dead body in? What a waste of a tree. And those beautiful cemeteries. What a waste of some beautiful property. I say........rip down all those headstones and turn those huge cemeteries into a nice 18 hole golf course (just gotta make sure you don't dig those sand traps too deep). And you can turn those smaller cemeteries into chip 'n putts. But........if you MUST get a casket, ya just gotta get one from this guy........ YouTube - The Loved One 1965 - Liberace Robert Morse Anjanette Comer

11-03-2009, 06:00 PM	#17 (permalink)
*ladyknight* Administrator Join Date: Mar 2007 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 14,315 Rep Power: 603999	Re: Coffins anyone ?? Just cremate me and set me free ladyknight says.. "Choose Your Battles Wisely" "Report instead of Reacting"

11-03-2009, 06:11 PM	#22 (permalink)
420bunny WT Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Palm Springs Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 1,166 Rep Power: 28840	Re: Coffins anyone ?? It's all about the donor thing for me. Every inch that is usable, take it use it (kinda reminds me of my youth), even my skeleton is willed to a University. It will be coated in Buddahs Earwax.

11-03-2009, 06:56 PM	#24 (permalink)
*ladyknight* Administrator Join Date: Mar 2007 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 14,315 Rep Power: 603999	Re: Coffins anyone ?? I wouldn't and couldn't give away my organs. They are contaminated with prescription drugs. They won't even allow me to give blood ladyknight says.. "Choose Your Battles Wisely" "Report instead of Reacting"

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