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**The Urban Spaceman** · 12-19-2008, 10:41 AM

So here I am, home and all with nothing to do and I haven't posted ONE riddle! WTF!?!?!??!!? Talk about missed opportunities!

So here's a quick one. For Old Time's Sake, for Auld Lang Syne... for the Gipper!

If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

good luck!

***delta9gamma*** · 12-19-2008, 10:42 AM

really big hands lol

***KushMeister*** · 12-19-2008, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by delta9gamma

really big hands lol

And therefore, as they say:
"A really big uhhh, errr, something else too!"

satch · 12-19-2008, 10:45 AM

3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand Its gotta be right but not what you are looking for?

***KushMeister*** · 12-19-2008, 10:46 AM

7 apples & 7 oranges?

***KushMeister*** · 12-19-2008, 10:47 AM

A baker's dozen, plus one?

***KushMeister*** · 12-19-2008, 10:48 AM

A snack for his pet Gila Monsters?

***delta9gamma*** · 12-19-2008, 10:48 AM

Would you have 7 apples and 7 oranges? or 14 fruits?
or the beginnings of a good smoothie?
or pretty good ammo for a food fight,
or a basketball player cus nobody else can palm 3 apples and 4 oranges at the same time hehehe

i love these riddles! thanks spacey

***KushMeister*** · 12-19-2008, 10:51 AM

A combined grant, funding both experimentation by Sir Isaac Newton, and the Maritime Marines Scurvey Prevention Program?

**The Urban Spaceman** · 12-19-2008, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delta9gamma

really big hands lol

well, when I said QUICK, I really had no idea! That was even quicker than my wife says I am....

AWESOME work delta9gamma!

OK, then let's try THIS one:

A bar in Los Angeles has a Dance competition once every week. It banned one man from entering because he kept winning. He was not a professional dancer or schooled in dancing. Why did he keep on winning???

***KushMeister*** · 12-19-2008, 10:51 AM

A Trainwreck induced flurry of stupid answers?

***KushMeister*** · 12-19-2008, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

A bar in Los Angeles has a Dance competition once every week. It banned one man from entering because he kept winning. He was not a professional dancer or schooled in dancing. Why did he keep on winning???

He was the only entrant?

BrattonBasher · 12-19-2008, 11:02 AM

He keeps on winning because he learned the White Mans Overbite method from When Harry Met Sally.

**The Urban Spaceman** · 12-19-2008, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KushMeister

He was the only entrant?

nope, it was a very popular contest... Caribbean music!

**The Urban Spaceman** · 12-19-2008, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BrattonBasher

He keeps on winning because he learned the White Mans Overbite method from When Harry Met Sally.

i'd better go watch that again, can't seem to recall that part.

***KushMeister*** · 12-19-2008, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

nope, it was a very popular contest... Caribbean music!

Ahh...
He was a dwarf, and kept winning the Limbo contest!

***delta9gamma*** · 12-19-2008, 11:08 AM

lool i agree with kushy

**The Urban Spaceman** · 12-19-2008, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KushMeister

Ahh...
He was a dwarf, and kept winning the Limbo contest!

well, well, well... Good work Kushy! that is exactly what happened!

so how bout THIS?

Florence has 500 times as many as Washington. Of what?

***delta9gamma*** · 12-19-2008, 11:11 AM

politicians? or do u mean washington state?

**The Urban Spaceman** · 12-19-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delta9gamma

politicians? or do u mean washington state?

Florence is a Woman and Washingrton is a Man... not talking about cities or states!

Profit · 12-19-2008, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KushMeister

A Trainwreck induced flurry of stupid answers?

i thought that what had happened as i was reading your posts....

***delta9gamma*** · 12-19-2008, 11:16 AM

Florance has 500 times as many eggs as washington?

**The Urban Spaceman** · 12-19-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by delta9gamma

Florance has 500 times as many eggs as washington?

i saw your first answer... LOL is all I can say!

you're sorta on the right track tho...

***delta9gamma*** · 12-19-2008, 11:21 AM

sometimes, even i forget which cookies are medicated LOL

**The Urban Spaceman** · 12-19-2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by delta9gamma

sometimes, even i forget which cookies are medicated LOL

i guess that's an occupational hazard! a good one tho. what a nice surprise!

12-19-2008, 10:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
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