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**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 12:58 PM

Hey gang... I know it's later than normal but i had some stuff i had to get done this morning. Anyway, I am finished and i wondered if ya might like a Brain Buster today... so here's one for ya in case you're bored.

A man was preparing a fish for a meal when he made a mistake. He then knew that he would shortly die. How?

This had nothing to do with eating Fugu (Poisonous Blowfish).

Good Luck!

Spacey

kennabis · 11-10-2008, 01:03 PM

alright..!!! the fish as you call it was a shark..!!! and the man became the meal. you see, the man was foolishly trying to put a bib on a tiger shark, the sharks feeding time was comin up and the man thought he might try something new..?!?

eeehhhaa..!!!!

**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kennabis

alright..!!! the fish as you call it was a shark..!!! and the man became the meal. you see, the man was foolishly trying to put a bib on a tiger shark, the sharks feeding time was comin up and the man thought he might try something new..?!?

eeehhhaa..!!!!

welllllllll, that WOULD be a mistake now wouldn't it! but indeed he made a different mistake this time.
how ya liking that glass piece bro?

kennabis · 11-10-2008, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

welllllllll, that WOULD be a mistake now wouldn't it! but indeed he made a different mistake this time.
how ya liking that glass piece bro?

ya mean that one, right next to jesus..?!?

**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by kennabis

ya mean that one, right next to jesus..?!?

my sweet Lord, YES! That one! it IS lovely!

kennabis · 11-10-2008, 01:14 PM

now looky here..., this man as you call him had troubles

. he was preparing a fish for a meal while snorklin, and he was 10,000 leagues under the sea, without enough air to reach the surface

. the bad part is, he also forgot tarter sauce and lemon as well..?!?

**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by kennabis

now looky here..., this man as you call him had troubles

. he was preparing a fish for a meal while snorklin, and he was 10,000 leagues under the sea, without enough air to reach the surface

. the bad part is, he also forgot tarter sauce and lemon as well..?!?

lack of Tartar Sauce WILL kill a good meal, but this time it wasn't QUITE the lack of air.... although that was what did him in in the end... there was one more thing that caused his lack of breathable air.

kennabis · 11-10-2008, 01:26 PM

oh doggone it..!!! he choked on a boner

**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by kennabis

oh doggone it..!!! he choked on a boner

siriusly, he didn't...

BabyBoomer · 11-10-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

Hey gang... I know it's later than normal but i had some stuff i had to get done this morning. Anyway, I am finished and i wondered if ya might like a Brain Buster today... so here's one for ya in case you're bored.

A man was preparing a fish for a meal when he made a mistake. He then knew that he would shortly die. How?

This had nothing to do with eating Fugu (Poisonous Blowfish).

Good Luck!

Spacey

As he was cutting the fish, his knife slipped and he cut a main artery in his hand.

Holy Cow, he cries, I'm going to die for sure now.

OK, what did I win???

kennabis · 11-10-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

siriously, he didn't...

ok..., he did't choke on a bone, he choked on the whole fish..?!? he has some kind of " eat whole live fish" fetish..?!?

jokerdewd · 11-10-2008, 01:33 PM

Well did he throw himself into the frying pan? The heat would kill him....

kennabis · 11-10-2008, 01:35 PM

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**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by BabyBoomer

As he was cutting the fish, his knife slipped and he cut a main artery in his hand.

Holy Cow, he cries, I'm going to die for sure now.

OK, what did I win???

Hey Boomer, nice to see ya. So although that isn't the answer in the book. by golly it IS right as rain really. That is one of those COULDA BEEN right answers for sure. So ya get points for having A right answer even if it isn't THE right one...
and sorry, but there's only a prize on the first of the month.

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Originally Posted by kennabis

ok..., he did't choke on a bone, he choked on the whole fish..?!? he has some kind of " eat whole live fish" fetish..?!?

ewwwww, that's just nasty - fish deep throat!

sco_pet · 11-10-2008, 01:35 PM

Beacause he was already dead???

**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

Hey gang... I know it's later than normal but i had some stuff i had to get done this morning. Anyway, I am finished and i wondered if ya might like a Brain Buster today... so here's one for ya in case you're bored.

A man was preparing a fish for a meal when he made a mistake. He then knew that he would shortly die. How?

This had nothing to do with eating Fugu (Poisonous Blowfish).

Good Luck!

Spacey

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Originally Posted by sco_pet

Beacause he was already dead???

He couldn't know he would die shortly if he was already dead now could he? nope he did something STUPID!

it was an accident and he was not poisoned or stabbed. no other person was involved and no crime was committed. he was a clutz!

kennabis · 11-10-2008, 01:40 PM

the man in question was the chef of an evil king...

, yep. and it was mondays dinner menu that had his head removed. fish is reserved for friday only..!!!..?!?

sco_pet · 11-10-2008, 01:41 PM

ok ok,my last shot.He cooked his self,he wasnt wearing any protection.
lol

kennabis · 11-10-2008, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

He couldn't know he would die shortly if he was already dead now could he? nope he did something STUPID!

it was an accident and he was not poisoned or stabbed. no other person was involved and no crime was committed. he was a clutz!

he was inside the belly of a whale..!!! it was wet, he slipped ,and took a fishbone thru the heart..?!?

**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kennabis

the man in question was the chef of an evil king...

, yep. and it was mondays dinner menu that had his head removed. fish is reserved for friday only..!!!..?!?

he still died by accident tho... no executions.

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Originally Posted by sco_pet

ok ok,my last shot.He cooked his self,he wasnt wearing any protection.
lol

OK guys...he WAS out fishing when this happened... in a rubber dinghy.

***delta9gamma*** · 11-10-2008, 01:48 PM

he made a mistake and tasted the seasoning and realized hes allergic to the paprika but it was too late his air pipe was already closing up. :)

BabyBoomer · 11-10-2008, 01:50 PM

That wasn't "the" right answer???

What is "the" right answer?

No, wait, some more will need to get their guesses in.

Maybe they will know "the" right answer.

I'm so curious.

OK, OK, I got it.

He was preparing the fish and the fish thinks to himself, "sucker, if I'm going to die, so are you". So the fish grabs his, ummmm, main artery, yeah, that's it, and the man cries out again, Holy Cow, I'm going to die for sure now.

**The Urban Spaceman** · 11-10-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by kennabis

he was inside the belly of a whale..!!! it was wet, he slipped ,and took a fishbone thru the heart..?!?

bro - he was in a rubber dinghy in the water, not some Biblical tale here... he was cutting the fish up prior to eating it.

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Originally Posted by delta9gamma

he made a mistake and tasted the seasoning and realized hes allergic to the paprika but it was too late his air pipe was already closing up. :)

no food allergies, strictly an accident. no poisoning or anything like that. clumsiness killed him.

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Originally Posted by BabyBoomer

That wasn't "the" right answer???

What is "the" right answer?

No, wait, some more will need to get their guesses in.

Maybe they will know "the" right answer.

I'm so curious.

OK, OK, I got it.

He was preparing the fish and the fish thinks to himself, "sucker, if I'm going to die, so are you". So the fish grabs his, ummmm, main artery, yeah, that's it, and the man cries out again, Holy Cow, I'm going to die for sure now.

once again, he was not murdered... even by a fish!

BabyBoomer · 11-10-2008, 02:01 PM

He was cutting up the fish, the knife slipped cutting the rubber dingy, and he drowned.

So there.

Do not cut your fish in a rubber boat, doh head.

Jeffster · 11-10-2008, 02:11 PM

Or he cut part of the rubber dingy open, then he got his head stuck in there when he tried to look inside the cut to see how serious it was, and he suffocated!

So the lesson is, never stick your head inside a rubber or plastic bag!

11-10-2008, 12:58 PM	#1 (permalink)
The Urban Spaceman Budtender Deluxe Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In the Saucer of course! Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 5,934 Rep Power: 0	~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 Hey gang... I know it's later than normal but i had some stuff i had to get done this morning. Anyway, I am finished and i wondered if ya might like a Brain Buster today... so here's one for ya in case you're bored. A man was preparing a fish for a meal when he made a mistake. He then knew that he would shortly die. How? This had nothing to do with eating Fugu (Poisonous Blowfish). Good Luck! Spacey

11-10-2008, 01:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
kennabis om shivaya hara ganja om Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 2,631 Rep Power: 261063	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 alright..!!! the fish as you call it was a shark..!!! and the man became the meal. you see, the man was foolishly trying to put a bib on a tiger shark, the sharks feeding time was comin up and the man thought he might try something new..?!? eeehhhaa..!!!!

11-10-2008, 01:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
kennabis om shivaya hara ganja om Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 2,631 Rep Power: 261063	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 now looky here..., this man as you call him had troubles . he was preparing a fish for a meal while snorklin, and he was 10,000 leagues under the sea, without enough air to reach the surface . the bad part is, he also forgot tarter sauce and lemon as well..?!?

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kennabis om shivaya hara ganja om Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 2,631 Rep Power: 261063	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 oh doggone it..!!! he choked on a boner

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sco_pet Somewhere In The Clouds Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The OG Galaxy Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 3,761 Rep Power: 210176	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 Beacause he was already dead??? sco_pet says.. "The Bud Hunter" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <---- Plat. Walker

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kennabis om shivaya hara ganja om Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 2,631 Rep Power: 261063	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 the man in question was the chef of an evil king..., yep. and it was mondays dinner menu that had his head removed. fish is reserved for friday only..!!!..?!?

11-10-2008, 01:41 PM	#18 (permalink)
sco_pet Somewhere In The Clouds Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: The OG Galaxy Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 3,761 Rep Power: 210176	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 ok ok,my last shot.He cooked his self,he wasnt wearing any protection. lol sco_pet says.. "The Bud Hunter" To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. <---- Plat. Walker

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*delta9gamma* Easing the pain 1 Chocolate bar at a time! Join Date: Dec 2007 Co-Op: YES Vendor: YES Patient: YES Posts: 925 Rep Power: 5168	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 he made a mistake and tasted the seasoning and realized hes allergic to the paprika but it was too late his air pipe was already closing up. :)

11-10-2008, 01:50 PM	#22 (permalink)
BabyBoomer Until there are none, adopt at least one. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West San Fernando Valley Co-Op: no Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 4,457 Rep Power: 450280	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 That wasn't "the" right answer??? What is "the" right answer? No, wait, some more will need to get their guesses in. Maybe they will know "the" right answer. I'm so curious. OK, OK, I got it. He was preparing the fish and the fish thinks to himself, "sucker, if I'm going to die, so are you". So the fish grabs his, ummmm, main artery, yeah, that's it, and the man cries out again, Holy Cow, I'm going to die for sure now. BabyBoomer says.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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BabyBoomer Until there are none, adopt at least one. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West San Fernando Valley Co-Op: no Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 4,457 Rep Power: 450280	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 He was cutting up the fish, the knife slipped cutting the rubber dingy, and he drowned. So there. Do not cut your fish in a rubber boat, doh head. BabyBoomer says.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

11-10-2008, 02:11 PM	#25 (permalink)
Jeffster We decide which is right, and which is an illusion Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: OC, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 1,846 Rep Power: 82323	Re: ~Spacey's Random Brain Buster~ 11/10/08 Or he cut part of the rubber dingy open, then he got his head stuck in there when he tried to look inside the cut to see how serious it was, and he suffocated! So the lesson is, never stick your head inside a rubber or plastic bag!

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