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Rep Power: 6285 | Space Aliens win $200M Powerball jackpot? 9 from Roswell, NM, claim $200M Powerball jackpot http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g...CzilAD93JBV3G1 ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — Roswell, N.M., is usually more associated with little green men than with greenbacks. But nine residents brought different attention to the town Friday when they claimed a Powerball jackpot worth more than $200 million. Holly Baldwin bought the tickets at a gas station two hours before the Sept. 27 drawing. Her group decided to take a lump payment of more than $100 million. Fellow winner Ron Miller says they will invest most of the money and set up a charity trust. The winning numbers were 13, 24, 29, 40 and 52, with 29 as the Powerball number. The $206.9 million jackpot is New Mexico's largest lottery sum ever and the 15th-largest jackpot in Powerball history. Roswell is best known as the site of a rumored UFO crash in the '40s. |
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Rep Power: 112110 | Re: Space Aliens win $200M Powerball jackpot? anybody seen Gort around here lately? |
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Rep Power: 163674 | Gort's playing favorites again! Or is it blackmail? Rumor has it that he was messin' with them farmers daughters in Roswell back in the late forties, and now half of Roswell is over 9 feet tall and born with metal heads. If this ever gets back to Gort's people, what they'll do to him is nothing compared to what he's been threatening to do to us if we don't behave ourselves! Maybe it's both - blackmail and favoritism. Word is he really took a shining to them Roswell gals. C'mon Spacey. You've got inside scoop. Stop holding out on us. What's all this about Gort dating earth girls? :slaugh: |
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: Space Aliens win $200M Powerball jackpot? Quote:
so there IS truth to the Rumor - Gort is banging your women! and i tell ya Genetically you all could do a lot worse than mingling Gort's DNA with your own... OK so ya get a little rusty when ya get older - could be worse! and at least your descendants won't need lighters or Hakkos what with being born with their own Heat Ray and all... by the way - we are really enjoying the PRIZE MONEY.... ![]() | |
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The fox is in the henhouse, bloated on his back, feathers falling from his lips, and Gort is off elsewheres busy entertaining the native girls. Sure, "Earth Girls are Easy" Once Gort, never back, as they say. So, about all that money. Looks kinda hard to store, carry, hard to spend even. Can I help? | |
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: Space Aliens win $200M Powerball jackpot? Quote:
and you're right - all that cash is a nuisance - we were thinking of buzzing a Major City - like San Francisco - and just dropping it as we fly past! ya wanna be our "Door Gunner" ya get to keep any cash we don't toss! | |
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Rep Power: 31143 | Re: Space Aliens win $200M Powerball jackpot? Quote:
Well come on.... what girl could pass that up?? And lets not forget all the anal probing those aliens are known for Resistance is futile.... | |
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So the Borg got that idea from us ya know... | |
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You people are so sick. Fang and Alien lovers! Where is John McCain when we need him, he and Sara Palin are our only hope. I've got a mind to tell WT about how inapropreat these threads are! There is nothing fun or funny about Anal probing ... Here's a vidio by a survior, its not pertty Gort and Spacy are just painting all this with a 'nice' brush. NO RIGHTS FOR filthy Anal Probing Aliens and remember GOD HATES FANGS!!! Poor child affected by Alien Anal Probing Warning this vidio is upsetting! "VAMPIRES IN AMERICA" news report 666 | ||
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Rep Power: 163674 | Those are Gort's secret family photos - the ruling galactic dynasty!!! They're like the Rothschilds of the Milky Way! You let those OUT? They sent Gort because he was the only half decent looking one of the bunch. How is humanity going to take the Galactic Federation seriously if we know they look like that? Do you get the urge to obey looking upon these -er- ... I think not. So much for Gort's mission of bringing humanity to heel. I mean, the image was everything! Then again, now I think of it, I suppose money changes everything. Gort's human peeps are enduringly happy with him now. $200 million buys a lot of love. And he can probably get away with it again. Who needs the freaky family? Who needs the Federation? {Edit to ease up on Spacey} So, is that where Gort is at Spacey? (I mean, it's not like he doesn't tip his favorite human from time to time.) Is Gort spurning his masters to take up permanent-like with the women of Roswell? Has Gort "gone native"?! Oh how scuzzy the true motives that move galactic history! Quote:
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Rep Power: 6285 | Re: Space Aliens win $200M Powerball jackpot? Hay Spacey, Want some head? You sick space/fang bangers are going down! Good God Fearing REAL LIVE Americans know what to do with you FREAKS and your TIN GOD TOO! Here's a REAL LIVE GOD FEARING American with a little TROPHY he picked up while HUNTING. Any one wonder why ALL the images you see of Gort are from the 50's? Look down the page - it's simple - its a put up job. Gort is DEAD! The Red White and Blue blooded Americans KICK ALIEN BUTT AGAIN! So come on Spacy show us any pictures of Aliens in PRESENT DAY, you can't there are none! All these images you put out are OLD as an OSAMA video, filmed long time ago. ![]() VOTE for McCain & Palin! America for Live Americans From the plante EARTH! EARTH FOR EARTHLINGS! ______ yours, Tripy 6 ______ . |
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Rep Power: 163674 | I just want to publicly reassure Spacey that I'm not trying to whip up a mob after him with my borderline vitriolic humor. You are ok with me Spacey! Who am I to question the company you keep? BTW 666 can you alter that wonderful pic so that Sara Palin is holding Gort's helmet?! Imagine the rumors we could start! Imagine the potential tabloid headlines!
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