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09-22-2008, 05:57 AM
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| Budtender Deluxe Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In the Saucer of course! Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 0      | ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Good morning everyone... it is Monday. I used to hate Mondays. lately tho - i look forward to them. could it be that i actually ENJOY what i do? yep i think that's it. when ya like your job it is much easier to get up in the morning and do it. so we got the garage ALMOST empty over the weekend. we threw away a BUNCH of stuff. we also donated a bunch of stuff too. there are still some ladders and stuff i have to go get this morning but really all that's left is some stuff of my son's that he is coming to get tomorrow and then a little more stuff to put in the trash as soon as they empty the cans tomorrow. so FINALLY we are finished moving. it took what, a month? sheesh, seemed like forever! so i guess ya want a riddle rather than a report on my move... so here it is. Why does a world famous hotel always close down during the busiest tourist season of the year? OK, while you think about that, I am gonna go take a quick nap - still a little tired from yesterday! Just kidding. i'll be right here. peace Spacey |
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09-22-2008, 06:09 AM
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Rep Power: 87905  | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 good morn Spaceman and all, the one good thing about moving is you get to purge all of the crap in your house. The longest month. Sounds like a burt reynolds movie. Quote:
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09-22-2008, 06:14 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
when we were emptying the garage out on Saturday a scrap metal collector came by with her truck and took a bunch of stuff too... she was a real help! so that would be a funny movie! Burt moves to a new place and loses his room full of toupees! Harold and Kumar come and help him find them.... so you're ALSO right about the hotel being in a foreign country - just not France... | |
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09-22-2008, 06:26 AM
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09-22-2008, 06:29 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
so yeah - you are on a roll already! the hotel WAS made of ice! dang - i thought NOBODY would get that one - much less so early! so here's another... and this one is tricky! A man swims confidently for five minutes and then suddenly begins to drown. The water conditions did not change and he did not get a cramp. Why did he start to drown? hehehe... i bet ya don't get this one as fast, Oak! | |
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09-22-2008, 06:35 AM
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Rep Power: 87905 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 I used to boogie-board down at Seal Beach when I was a kid, so from my experience, 1. He was caught in a ripcurrent and didn't know how to swim to the side. 2. He went into the pool at the ice hotel. brrrr. 3. A giant octopus was pulling down. Last edited by OakSmokeMJA; 09-22-2008 at 06:38 AM.. |
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09-22-2008, 06:43 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
so remember i said the answer was "tricky"? well, it is trickier than the ones ya have so far... but i LOVE the octopus! so when he went swimming in the ice hotel - did he suffer from "shrinkage"? | |
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09-22-2008, 06:51 AM
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Rep Power: 87905 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
:slaugh: The wife and I need to hit up the hot-springs really soon, the earth is calling me back. | |
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09-22-2008, 07:01 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
so we decided yesterday that we are gonna buy this house from R's friend rather than EVER move again (we are renting with an option to buy)... we are getting too old for this nonsense! so no guesses? what could suddenly make him forget how to swim??? | |
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09-22-2008, 07:27 AM
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Rep Power: 87905 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 the guy had extreme ADD and just could not focus on treading water to save his life. :slaugh: |
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09-22-2008, 07:29 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
at times he was a very good swimmer; at other times he could not swim at all... | |
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09-22-2008, 07:39 AM
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09-22-2008, 07:42 AM
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Rep Power: 782348 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
where is everyone?!? | |
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09-22-2008, 07:44 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
just so ya know - the man had some psychiatric issues that MAY have had some bearing on why he forgot how to swim... so how was the expo? didja see the porn that everyone is talking about? did Nepeta show up in her Mistress of the Dark costume? Did y'all make a crapload of signs for the protest? did, did, did... i am just full of questions today! | |
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09-22-2008, 07:46 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
so yeah - the last few days it seems like there are just a few of us playing - i was thinking everyone is on vacation or something... | |
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09-22-2008, 07:48 AM
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Rep Power: 959944 |  Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
you might say I've been feeling like Schlitz lately | |
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09-22-2008, 07:50 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
so i hope you are feeling better! nobody wants to feel like Schlitz - that is just schlitzy! | |
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09-22-2008, 08:14 AM
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Rep Power: 782348 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 the swimmer(or lack thereof) had multi personalitys of which 52% could not swim...... the expo was lovely, perfect weather like always when us weedtrackers get together for hugging. the porn must be the nurse outfits that the kushmart girls were wearing?!? i didn't see any porn, just alot of sick people ....nepeta is super sweet, and from boston?!? i must have the wrong impression of boston, cause she is a sweetheart and fits right in with "us"...i have a feelin she is goin get her bearings about her, and we may see a wild side of the awesome artist nepeta..!!! you had some other questions, but as i'm multi-taskin i've forgotten how to breathe.... om |
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09-22-2008, 08:15 AM
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Rep Power: 198369 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 "A man swims confidently for five minutes and then suddenly begins to drown. The water conditions did not change and he did not get a cramp. Why did he start to drown?" So, did he have, like, dementia or Alzheimers, with moments of clarity, then forgetting? |
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09-22-2008, 08:23 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
so yeah - multiple personality disorder did him in - his "other" selves couldn't swim worth a damn! Quote:
so multiple personality disorder, I think i have that too... don't we? hey, anyone want a really nice Gold's Gym weight bench? I will take some pics of it tomorrow... it is up for grabs. (wife has the camera today guys!) well, here's one more and then i gotta go... still a couple of loads left in the garage... A murderer is condemned to death. He has to chose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in like 3 years. Which room is the safest one for him? | ||
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09-22-2008, 08:27 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
no worries about the other questions - i just had a little Green C and i can't remember what they were anymore LOL.... | |
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09-22-2008, 08:32 AM
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Rep Power: 663 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
I love how you assume she'll get her bearings by "fitting in with us". If I were Nepeta I'd run for the proverbial hills and quick! Before you get sucked in by Spacey's weird magnetic ray. Just joking, Nepeta is super sweet! There we all agree! Hey Spacey, why did the Tracker cross the road? | |
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09-22-2008, 08:32 AM
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Rep Power: 198369 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
"A murderer is condemned to death. He has to chose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in like 3 years. Which room is the safest one for him?" The one he is currently standing in? | |
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09-22-2008, 08:37 AM
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| om shivaya hara ganja om Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 782348 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 ok since i'm a silver tongued devil, so i would take the room full of assassins... i would bamboozle them to shoot the poor starving lions as if it was cool sport, then i would have them properly process the dead lion carcasses, and then take the meat over to the fire room and have a big barbque...i would then slip out the back, telling them i was going for more buns  ...first thing that came to mind...... |
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09-22-2008, 08:37 AM
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 9/23/08 Quote:
so Farmer, why DID the Tracker cross the road (I have some wise ass answers but i thought i'd save em for a rainy day) Quote:
so maybe "pretending" was a poor choice of words (it's early and I'm still sleepy, OK?) but he is smarter than he lets on... anyway i suppose i SHOULD have said "Other than the room he is standing in" which room would be the safest one... | ||
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