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**The Urban Spaceman** · 10-02-2008, 05:53 AM

OK, date - check! Time - check. Engines - ON. Ready for liftoff - check.

well - I got the date right and i am as awake as i am gonna be.

Yet another crazy ass night - my internet connection was squirlley all last night and this morning i couldn't connect at all - it REALLY helps if your modem is actually plugged in! THIS time I can't blame Time Warner! That's OK, I'm sure NEXT time it'll be their fault!

So... ya ever notice how when ya try to plan something, something else comes along to screw your plans up? yeah - me too. I was gonna go visit my new best friend today and of course my wife's car picks today to not want to start. So mrs spacey has the Saucer for the day and I am stuck in the boonies! Poo!

well, since i am stuck here - let's try some puzzles. I am gonna start off easy today and move to the harder ones.

here goes.

Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?
cuz he'd look stupid? i don't have a clue... anybody?

***happyjack*** · 10-02-2008, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas?

Because he hasn't found it yet... no policeman has ever never come across a door wearing his pajamas.

Doors wearing Schlitz t-skirts, and doors wearing macrame vests, sure, but never a door in pjs.

kennabis · 10-02-2008, 06:13 AM

that wouldn't be acting..?!? a clown needs to put on his/her makeup to make it all official...

lapoluxury · 10-02-2008, 06:16 AM

cause he packs a big stick

**The Urban Spaceman** · 10-02-2008, 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happyjack

Because he hasn't found it yet... no policeman has ever never come across a door wearing his pajamas.

Doors wearing Schlitz t-skirts, and doors wearing macrame vests, sure, but never a door in pjs.

i cannot believe you freaking INVERTED the answer happy! it's right. but it isn't.

the actual answer is " the pajamas don't HAVE a door so he can't possibly open the door in his pajamas" I LOVE the way you turned it around so the Door was wearing the PJ's

OK try this one on for size:

A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come?

lapoluxury · 10-02-2008, 06:18 AM

dang way to go , I thought that one was gonna be a tuffy, we got some real brainiacs in here :)

lapoluxury · 10-02-2008, 06:19 AM

his nutz were really stretchy?

kennabis · 10-02-2008, 06:40 AM

PHP Code:

  [CENTER]A man throws a ball three feet, it stops, and then returns to his hand without touching anything. How come?[/CENTER]

he was in a tunnel, and someone turned the wind on..?!?

STEVE-O · 10-02-2008, 06:44 AM

Put some serious back spin on that sucka !!

STEVE-O

***tomo7*** · 10-02-2008, 06:45 AM

the man is laying on his back?

STEVE-O · 10-02-2008, 06:47 AM

He had a elastic string attatched ?? Am I a weiner today ?

STEVE-O

STEVE-O · 10-02-2008, 06:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomo7

the man is laying on his back?

Damn !! that TOM.....Ohhhh is a smart dude ! LOL-

STEVE-O

kennabis · 10-02-2008, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEVE-O

He had a elastic string attatched ?? Am I a weiner today ?

STEVE-O

dude, you're always a weiner...

lapoluxury · 10-02-2008, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomo7

the man is laying on his back?

aren't they always j/k

**The Urban Spaceman** · 10-02-2008, 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapoluxury

his nutz were really stretchy?

LOL - i said a BALL not his nutz... too funny lapoluxury!

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomo7

the man is laying on his back?

OK - TOMO! you are just a madman these last two days! hitting the answer on the head like there's no tomorrow! GOOD JOB! he threw the ball straight up into the air!

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEVE-O

He had a elastic string attatched ?? Am I a weiner today ?

STEVE-O

every day bro - you are a winner AND a weiner! ya hot dog!

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEVE-O

Damn !! that TOM.....Ohhhh is a smart dude ! LOL-

STEVE-O

yes he is - got the monthly riddle answer yesterday too - only an hour late tho!

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennabis

dude, you're always a weiner...

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapoluxury

aren't they always j/k

only the lucky ones!

OK - here's one more for ya:

If a white man threw a black stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

betcha can't get THIS one TOMO7!

kennabis · 10-02-2008, 07:06 AM

wet.......and lonely

***OakSmokeMJA*** · 10-02-2008, 07:09 AM

Quote:

If a white man threw a black stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

1. A racialized rock?.

2. A Red Sea Black Stone.

3. A migratory rock just looking for some work.

***OakSmokeMJA*** · 10-02-2008, 07:11 AM

A gypsy rock. It was dancing the Flamenco.

***happyjack*** · 10-02-2008, 07:14 AM

A newspaper.

***tomo7*** · 10-02-2008, 07:15 AM

It would become a little heavier due to the water?

**The Urban Spaceman** · 10-02-2008, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennabis

wet.......and lonely

freaking kennabis... look at that! ya try to be a wiseass and ya get the answer right! how does THAT make ya feel bro? good i hope!

Quote:

Originally Posted by OakSmokeMJA

1. A racialized rock?.

2. A Red Sea Black Stone.

3. A migratory rock just looking for some work.

Hey Oak - how the heck are ya buddy? so as you can see our friend Kennabis has nailed the last answer so just for YOU i have this one (OK, it's really for everyone but i wanted to make ya feel special)

Where do you find a no legged dog?

and it is NOT a Hot Dog or Weiner!

***OakSmokeMJA*** · 10-02-2008, 07:19 AM

Quote:

If a white man threw a black stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

It became some cockamamie story about this guy who magically parted the Red Sea.

***OakSmokeMJA*** · 10-02-2008, 07:21 AM

Quote:

Where do you find a no legged dog?

you find him where you left him. :slaugh:

***tomo7*** · 10-02-2008, 07:25 AM

In the same place i left him &what do you call him? it does'nt matter what his name is because its not gonna come when you call it.

**The Urban Spaceman** · 10-02-2008, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happyjack

A newspaper.

so is that answer the product of the Green C/Sour D "breakfast bowl?

10-02-2008, 05:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Urban Spaceman Budtender Deluxe Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In the Saucer of course! Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 5,934 Rep Power: 0	~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 10/2/08 OK, date - check! Time - check. Engines - ON. Ready for liftoff - check. well - I got the date right and i am as awake as i am gonna be. Yet another crazy ass night - my internet connection was squirlley all last night and this morning i couldn't connect at all - it REALLY helps if your modem is actually plugged in! THIS time I can't blame Time Warner! That's OK, I'm sure NEXT time it'll be their fault! So... ya ever notice how when ya try to plan something, something else comes along to screw your plans up? yeah - me too. I was gonna go visit my new best friend today and of course my wife's car picks today to not want to start. So mrs spacey has the Saucer for the day and I am stuck in the boonies! Poo! well, since i am stuck here - let's try some puzzles. I am gonna start off easy today and move to the harder ones. here goes. Why can a policeman never open the door in his pajamas? cuz he'd look stupid? i don't have a clue... anybody?

10-02-2008, 06:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
kennabis om shivaya hara ganja om Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 3,147 Rep Power: 782256	Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 10/2/08 that wouldn't be acting..?!? a clown needs to put on his/her makeup to make it all official...

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lapoluxury LazerG:rl Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: foothill Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 285 Rep Power: 283	Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 10/2/08 dang way to go , I thought that one was gonna be a tuffy, we got some real brainiacs in here :)

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lapoluxury LazerG:rl Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: foothill Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 285 Rep Power: 283	Re: ~NNCC's Daily Brain Buster~ 10/2/08 his nutz were really stretchy?

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