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***KushMeister*** · 11-20-2008, 09:11 PM

Here's Round #5 of Kushy's Caption Contest!
Rules are the same as the previous contests:

The rules are:
A picture will be posted.
You are asked to create a caption for that picture.
The pictures can be of anything, not always necessarily MMJ related.
The best caption at the close of each contest, will be declared the winner, and be awarded the prize assigned to that given contest.
Funny is GOOD! Make me laugh, and you score more points!
Make me piss my pants, and you score big time!!!

I, KushMeister, am the sole individual responsible for this contest, it's content, it's judging, and it's prize distribution.

If you are unhappy with any aspect of this contest or it's results, please, do not involve WeedTRACKER.com, Dogpatch Media, LLC., or any of their staff or volunteers. Please refer all questions to me via private message.

The prize for contest #5 is:

Talking Cannabis Leaf Torch Lighter

Green Torch Flame : The green colored jet-torch flame burns at over 2300 degrees, is wind-resistant, and is perfect for all your lighting needs. No special butane required!
Adjustable Flame : Easily adjust your flame height up to two inches!
Flip Top Lid : Acts as a wind-guard and keeps the chamber clean.
Refillable : Use premium butane fuel only. SAVE money in the long run. Between 40 and 60 lights between refills!
Mood Lights : When the top is opened, the marijuana emblem lights up! Very cool and sure to be noticed.
It Talks! : When you open the top the lighters says, "I Love You."
Comfort Grip : Ergonomic, comfortable, and functional.
Great Gift! : This Premium Talking Marijuana Novelty Lighter will provide you years of enjoyment. Perfect for cannabis lovers and/or your significant other that loves cannabis. Makes a great gift too! The detailed shape and functionality makes this lighter truly unique! This lighter is sure to become a favorite for you and your friends! Perfect for your fun lifestyle or collection.

Please post your caption in this thread.
Deadline for submittal of captions for contest #
5, is Thursday, November 27th, at 9:00 pm PDT.

Here is your picture for contest #5:

Best of luck to All!

ShoeboxMemory · 11-20-2008, 09:29 PM

As the current reigning champion I feel like I should do one for this week even though Kushy is such a nice guy he'll let someone else win this week hahahahaha. So here's my caption:

Mexican Announcer: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo ....... (deep breath) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo ......
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Jeffster · 11-20-2008, 09:38 PM

When I said, "Give me a leg up," I was speaking metaphorically!

shecky7 · 11-20-2008, 09:49 PM

DIRTY BUSINESS VASECTOMIES- WE MAKE EVERY KICK IN THE BALLS COUNT

ha ha! Hey Steve thanks for the lighter from kontest #3! I got it and it sings so sweet. It saves me cause my girlfriend wants to hear how much I love her all the time, I hold that up for 30 seconds a day, its a done deal!

KuShRoCC · 11-20-2008, 09:54 PM

"I love your leg rides Jhonny!"

Dr_ugmonet · 11-20-2008, 09:59 PM

WRONG BALLS, BRO, WRONG BALLS!!!

Kushy420 · 11-21-2008, 09:26 PM

This is not the type of happy ending I was looking for.

kennabis · 11-21-2008, 09:37 PM

i fuckin love the ramones..!!! lobotomy lobotomy

Davyl · 11-21-2008, 10:21 PM

[QUOTE=KushMeister;673513]
Here is your picture for contest #5:

QUOTE]

You've got one strong leg there, John...How many reps of these, what did you call it, the West Hollywood Power Leg Lift, can you do?

***Progressive Options*** · 11-22-2008, 09:01 PM

All i can think of when i see this picture. The guy in the green uniform must have done some silly things to get kicked in the jewels that bad

the kush master · 11-22-2008, 09:06 PM

phhffwww..... ttthsank god my huthsband made me get sthat "operashion" last week.

***happyjack*** · 11-23-2008, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KushMeister

Baaa-by, I kneed your looo-vin'...

surfduck420 · 11-23-2008, 04:44 PM

mines longer than yours..

Eagle · 11-23-2008, 09:05 PM

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYyyyy shit!! !

sco_pet · 11-23-2008, 09:43 PM

Here is your picture for contest #5:

FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

,"It's how the word got created".
LMAO.

Scott

valdy · 11-24-2008, 11:00 AM

I told you I would kick your sack, if you shorted my sack again! Give me my money back.

***delta9gamma*** · 11-24-2008, 11:05 AM

"Ladies and gentlemen, i give you the nut cracker."

iconoclast · 11-24-2008, 11:08 AM

Kiss me!

***OakSmokeMJA*** · 11-24-2008, 12:14 PM

This zero gravity chamber DOES make our sexual role play a lot kinkier!

ScrewyLewy · 11-25-2008, 09:48 PM

Dude, I really think white shoes would go better with these red socks.

shecky7 · 11-26-2008, 08:51 AM

Uh Oh! This won't look good in the papers, I've got a shoe on me Johnson and you've got yer leg up me bum!

superface13 · 11-26-2008, 09:19 AM

"So that's your idea of a reach around???!!!"

Eagle · 11-26-2008, 09:23 AM

Thats a Technical Foul

HarmsWay · 11-26-2008, 01:08 PM

Harry Potter Broomstick Training

FAZERKUSH · 11-26-2008, 01:38 PM

"Stop riding my leg you ***"
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11-20-2008, 09:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
*KushMeister* What a Long Strange Trip it's Been Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Studio City, CA. Co-Op: Yes Vendor: No Patient: Yes Posts: 4,632 Rep Power: 192289	Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) Here's Round #5 of Kushy's Caption Contest! Rules are the same as the previous contests: The rules are: A picture will be posted. You are asked to create a caption for that picture. The pictures can be of anything, not always necessarily MMJ related. The best caption at the close of each contest, will be declared the winner, and be awarded the prize assigned to that given contest. Funny is GOOD! Make me laugh, and you score more points! Make me piss my pants, and you score big time!!! I, KushMeister, am the sole individual responsible for this contest, it's content, it's judging, and it's prize distribution. If you are unhappy with any aspect of this contest or it's results, please, do not involve WeedTRACKER.com, Dogpatch Media, LLC., or any of their staff or volunteers. Please refer all questions to me via private message. The prize for contest #5 is: Talking Cannabis Leaf Torch Lighter Green Torch Flame : The green colored jet-torch flame burns at over 2300 degrees, is wind-resistant, and is perfect for all your lighting needs. No special butane required! Adjustable Flame : Easily adjust your flame height up to two inches! Flip Top Lid : Acts as a wind-guard and keeps the chamber clean. Refillable : Use premium butane fuel only. SAVE money in the long run. Between 40 and 60 lights between refills! Mood Lights : When the top is opened, the marijuana emblem lights up! Very cool and sure to be noticed. It Talks! : When you open the top the lighters says, "I Love You." Comfort Grip : Ergonomic, comfortable, and functional. Great Gift! : This Premium Talking Marijuana Novelty Lighter will provide you years of enjoyment. Perfect for cannabis lovers and/or your significant other that loves cannabis. Makes a great gift too! The detailed shape and functionality makes this lighter truly unique! This lighter is sure to become a favorite for you and your friends! Perfect for your fun lifestyle or collection. Please post your caption in this thread. Deadline for submittal of captions for contest # 5, is Thursday, November 27th, at 9:00 pm PDT. Here is your picture for contest #5: Best of luck to All! KushMeister says.. I Volunteer at the Happiest Place on Earth! (well, at least the Happiest one without the mouse ears!) C.A.R.E. Collective!

11-20-2008, 09:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
ShoeboxMemory WT Regular @$$hole Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Burbank, CA Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 486 Rep Power: 7732	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) As the current reigning champion I feel like I should do one for this week even though Kushy is such a nice guy he'll let someone else win this week hahahahaha. So here's my caption: Mexican Announcer: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo ....... (deep breath) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo ...... Posted via Mobile Device

11-20-2008, 09:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jeffster We decide which is right, and which is an illusion Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: OC, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 1,845 Rep Power: 80580	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) When I said, "Give me a leg up," I was speaking metaphorically!

11-20-2008, 09:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
shecky7 the decedent Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: edge of the pacific plate Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 1,628 Rep Power: 28914	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) DIRTY BUSINESS VASECTOMIES- WE MAKE EVERY KICK IN THE BALLS COUNT ha ha! Hey Steve thanks for the lighter from kontest #3! I got it and it sings so sweet. It saves me cause my girlfriend wants to hear how much I love her all the time, I hold that up for 30 seconds a day, its a done deal! shecky7 says..the decedent speaks

11-20-2008, 09:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
KuShRoCC Dictators and Tyrants Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: southern cali. Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 281 Rep Power: 2877	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) "I love your leg rides Jhonny!" KuShRoCC says..Welcome, KuShRoCC. 619 Unread Posts since your last visit.

11-20-2008, 09:59 PM	#6 (permalink)
Dr_ugmonet Everybodys favorite unlicensed Doc! Join Date: Aug 2008 Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes Posts: 408 Rep Power: 4060	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) WRONG BALLS, BRO, WRONG BALLS!!!

11-21-2008, 09:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kushy420 Something else to get us through... Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sherman Oaks Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 219 Rep Power: 1738	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) This is not the type of happy ending I was looking for.

11-21-2008, 09:37 PM	#8 (permalink)
kennabis om shivaya hara ganja om Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 2,630 Rep Power: 261063	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) i fuckin love the ramones..!!! lobotomy lobotomy

11-21-2008, 10:21 PM	#9 (permalink)
Davyl "Dave's Not Here Man" Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: San Fernando Valley Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 507 Rep Power: 5360	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) [QUOTE=KushMeister;673513] Here is your picture for contest #5: QUOTE] You've got one strong leg there, John...How many reps of these, what did you call it, the West Hollywood Power Leg Lift, can you do? Last edited by Davyl; 11-21-2008 at 10:57 PM.. Reason: Mispelled, grammar

11-22-2008, 09:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
*Progressive Options* WT Regular Join Date: Oct 2008 Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 354 Rep Power: 3615	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) All i can think of when i see this picture. The guy in the green uniform must have done some silly things to get kicked in the jewels that bad Progressive Options says.. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.* To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Sign up to To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. today!

11-22-2008, 09:06 PM	#11 (permalink)
the kush master WT Regular Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: LA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 118 Rep Power: 31	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) phhffwww..... ttthsank god my huthsband made me get sthat "operashion" last week.

11-23-2008, 04:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
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Eagle I only hold frosty nugs,call me the Snowman Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: I.E. Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 333 Rep Power: 1420	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYyyyy shit!! ! Eagle says..A man should be judged by the quality of his work,and not the quality of his piss To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Knowledge is accumulated like resin in bongs... Last edited by Eagle; 11-23-2008 at 10:18 PM..

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11-24-2008, 11:00 AM	#16 (permalink)
valdy High! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 42 Rep Power: 8	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) I told you I would kick your sack, if you shorted my sack again! Give me my money back.

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11-24-2008, 11:08 AM	#18 (permalink)
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*OakSmokeMJA* WT Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oakland Co-Op: yes Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 1,463 Rep Power: 62781	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) *This zero gravity chamber DOES make our sexual role play a lot kinkier!* OakSmokeMJA says.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I work for Purple Heart Patient Center Last edited by OakSmokeMJA; 11-24-2008 at 12:17 PM..

11-25-2008, 09:48 PM	#20 (permalink)
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shecky7 the decedent Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: edge of the pacific plate Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 1,628 Rep Power: 28914	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) Uh Oh! This won't look good in the papers, I've got a shoe on me Johnson and you've got yer leg up me bum! shecky7 says..the decedent speaks

11-26-2008, 09:19 AM	#22 (permalink)
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11-26-2008, 09:23 AM	#23 (permalink)
Eagle I only hold frosty nugs,call me the Snowman Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: I.E. Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 333 Rep Power: 1420	Re: Kushy's Caption Contest #5 (11/20 - 11/27) Thats a Technical Foul Eagle says..A man should be judged by the quality of his work,and not the quality of his piss To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Knowledge is accumulated like resin in bongs...

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