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**The Urban Spaceman** · 07-17-2008, 05:28 AM

hey everyone! it must be Thursday! how do I know? i looked!
so only two more riddles this week, today and tomorrow. let's make me laugh today guys - my blood pressure is through the roof and i need to relax! I think i got the placebo in the drug study! today i was 195/117... Spacey's ready to explode! or have a stroke...

anyway, here's today's riddle...
An old man was poisoned. The police found that he had eaten and drunk nothing on the day of his death. How had he been poisoned?

OK, i think THIS one is pretty easy... whadda YOU think?

cjking · 07-17-2008, 05:52 AM

Too easy.

Guy owes money to a gangster.
The guy won't pay.
Guy threatens to tell on the gangster.
The gangster stuffs poison in the whoo-ha of a goat.
The gangster sends the goat to the guy as a gift.
The guy likes the goat.
Guy dies.

Next Riddle Spacey! I like them!

**The Urban Spaceman** · 07-17-2008, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjking

Too easy.

Guy owes money to a gangster.
The guy won't pay.
Guy threatens to tell on the gangster.
The gangster stuffs poison in the whoo-ha of a goat.
The gangster sends the goat to the guy as a gift.
The guy likes the goat.
Guy dies.

Next Riddle Spacey! I like them!

only one a day my friend! otherwise i run outta riddles too darn fast! and these riddle books aren't cheap! just kidding, they actually ARE cheap LOL... what they ARE is hard to find!

oh by the way - WRONG! good answer "Harold"... just not the right one!

hey, later i gotta send you my whole story idea so we can get going on our you tube masterpiece!
if i don't send you a pm today, remind me...

***happyjack*** · 07-17-2008, 06:13 AM

When he woke up to do his morning blast of coke he was poisoned because it had been laced with iocane powder

cjking · 07-17-2008, 06:19 AM

If he didn't eat or drink anything, then he must have smoked something poisonous.

There was mold on his weed.

Someone poisoned his weed!!! It was death by inhaling modified weed fumes.

Sucks, but it happens.

kennabis · 07-17-2008, 06:31 AM

this is way too easy. he was a huge john wayne fan, he'd seen every movie and interview with the duke. he tried to live his life, just like his idol. so, therefore he ate lots of meat, lots and lots of meat. he poisoned himself with 45 lbs. of undigested flesh/meat in his lower colon. kinda like most of america.

enjoy your cheeseburger wrapped in bacon smothered in cheese and cooked with hydrogenated oils. land of the free/sick

its4:21sryimL8 · 07-17-2008, 06:32 AM

ha! his wife did it! or to be different i may have to say 9.... yes today its 9 not 7....

***OakSmokeMJA*** · 07-17-2008, 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjking

Too easy.

Guy owes money to a gangster.
The guy won't pay.
Guy threatens to tell on the gangster.
The gangster stuffs poison in the whoo-ha of a goat.
The gangster sends the goat to the guy as a gift.
The guy likes the goat.
Guy dies.

Next Riddle Spacey! I like them!

Spacey, aren't you saving these to make a book of responses?

If not yet, lets start with this one!:slaugh:

cjking, you're so right, it's elementary. I can totally see it the way you described it chronologically, there's no room for refutation.

**The Urban Spaceman** · 07-17-2008, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennabis

this is way too easy. he was a huge john wayne fan, he'd seen every movie and interview with the duke. he tried to live his life, just like his idol. so, therefore he ate lots of meat, lots and lots of meat. he poisoned himself with 45 lbs. of undigested flesh/meat in his lower colon. kinda like most of america.

enjoy your cheeseburger wrapped in bacon smothered in cheese and cooked with hydrogenated oils. land of the free/sick

that's all good, but he didn't eat or drink anything that day... he had to have eaten all that meat the day before! i think....

Quote:

Originally Posted by its4:21sryimL8

ha! his wife did it! or to be different i may have to say 9.... yes today its 9 not 7....

bro... it is never 9! it is always 7! that's just the way the Universe works!

Au_Hunter · 07-17-2008, 06:47 AM

Carbon Dioxide gas...

Ordorless, tastless...

**The Urban Spaceman** · 07-17-2008, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OakSmokeMJA

Spacey, aren't you saving these to make a book of responses?

If not yet, lets start with this one!:slaugh:

cjking, you're so right, it's elementary. I can totally see it the way you described it chronologically, there's no room for refutation.

actually i AM saving them! the humor value here is PRICELESS!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Au_Hunter

Carbon Dioxide gas...

Ordorless, tastless...

he ingested the poison bro - he didn't inhale it!

keep trying...

***OakSmokeMJA*** · 07-17-2008, 06:52 AM

1. Poison dart, he was indigenous to the rainforest.
2. His appendix burst, he died of septic poisoning.
3. The poison was in the Visine,

the old man had just finished medicating and had to go to work.
4. He died of nicotine poisoning.

(quit smoking cigarettes!!)

gopers · 07-17-2008, 06:57 AM

Was the poison the cause of death?

Poison can take 12-48 hours to kill you.

He died at 1:00 am so that day he had not eaten, but dinner the night before......

cjking · 07-17-2008, 06:57 AM

-------------------
THEORY #3
-------------------

1. Guy went to a dispensary after reading about it on WT. Something about tomatoes.

2. Guy pissed off budtender because he wanted first timer specials + referral bonuses after purchasing only 1 gram.

3. Guy goes home and writes about the horrible experience on WT.

4. Budtender says, "I'm gonna get you sucka!"

5. Guy gets really sick one day and orders from a delivery service.

6. Budtender happens to be in charge of the delivery service too.

7. Budtender sticks his boogers in the guy's "O.G. Ocean Grown Goo" order

8. While smoking the modified "booger goo," the guy has a poisonous/allergic reaction and dies.

Ta da! Hook me Spacey! I haven't got rep points from you in awhile baby!!! hahaha

*hmmm ... I just read the above posts and Spacey is now saying the guy didn't inhale anything. This sucks. It means theory #3 isn't correct. :(

**The Urban Spaceman** · 07-17-2008, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OakSmokeMJA

1. Poison dart, he was indigenous to the rainforest.
2. His appendix burst, he died of septic poisoning.
3. The poison was in the Visine,

the old man had just finished medicating and had to go to work.
4. He died of nicotine poisoning.

(quit smoking cigarettes!!)

oh OakSmokeMJA - your number 3 answer is MIGHTY close to the "real" answer!

Quote:

Originally Posted by gopers

Was the poison the cause of death?

Poison can take 12-48 hours to kill you.

He died at 1:00 am so that day he had not eaten, but dinner the night before......

poison WAS the cause of death and it was a FAST acting poison so the elderly gentleman was poisoned THAT morning... but he didn't eat or drink or smoke anything at all!

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjking

-------------------
THEORY #3
-------------------

1. Guy went to a dispensary after reading about it on WT. Something about tomatoes.

2. Guy pissed off budtender because he wanted first timer specials + referral bonuses after purchasing only 1 gram.

3. Guy goes home and writes about the horrible experience on WT.

4. Budtender says, "I'm gonna get you sucka!"

5. Guy gets really sick one day and orders from a delivery service.

6. Budtender happens to be in charge of the delivery service too.

7. Budtender sticks his boogers in the guy's "O.G. Ocean Grown Goo" order

8. While smoking the modified "booger goo," the guy has a poisonous/allergic reaction and dies.

Ta da! Hook me Spacey! I haven't got rep points from you in awhile baby!!! hahaha

ok, i sent ya some rep... but dude - that's just NASTY! yuk, boogers!

gopers · 07-17-2008, 07:11 AM

OK, the poison was in his asthma inhaler

kennabis · 07-17-2008, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Urban Spaceman

that's all good, but he didn't eat or drink anything that day... he had to have eaten all that meat the day before! i think....

bro... it is never 9! it is always 7! that's just the way the Universe works!

the undigested flesh was from a life time of eatin, you silly spaceman, not that day. i realize i'm wrong, but right at the same time. just a great opportunity, for me to share some of my beliefs.

love yourself

***OakSmokeMJA*** · 07-17-2008, 07:20 AM

I got it,

1. The poison was in his denture cream.
2. He died of Viagra o.d.:sbounce:
3. CO2 poisoning. (he lived right by the freeway).
4. Asbestos/led poisoning? (he lived in an old house)

OK, I'm done, pick me up WT.

**The Urban Spaceman** · 07-17-2008, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gopers

OK, the poison was in his asthma inhaler

getting closer....

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennabis

the undigested flesh was from a life time of eatin, you silly spaceman, not that day. i realize i'm wrong, but right at the same time. just a great opportunity, for me to share some of my beliefs.

love yourself

OH - that poison! the lifetime of eating crap that is BAD for ya! well, yes - that SHOULDA and WOULDA killed him for sure... but he asked his wife for money for another bong... and she was sick and tired of him spending all their money on glass - so she poisoned him... wait, that was me! and it wasn't poison so much as just one dinner i wasn't so fond of! oh damn... back to the REAL riddle!

so he didn't eat, drink, snort, smoke OR shoot (inject) anything that day! and nothing from the day or days before was responsible for his death and no BOOGERS!

it all happened THAT morning!

jokerdewd · 07-17-2008, 07:26 AM

Here's one for Spacey
If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long does it take a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of
a cucumber? How long?:partysmile:

**The Urban Spaceman** · 07-17-2008, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OakSmokeMJA

I got it,

1. The poison was in his denture cream.
2. He died of Viagra o.d.:sbounce:
3. CO2 poisoning. (he lived right by the freeway).
4. Asbestos/led poisoning? (he lived in an old house)

OK, I'm done, pick me up WT.

OakSmoke! DUDE.... you GOT the answer! but i ain't gonna say which one just yet! let's let everyone play a bit longer. maybe they wanna try and guess which ONE of yours was the right one!

Quote:

Originally Posted by jokerdewd

Here's one for Spacey
If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long does it take a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of
a cucumber? How long?:partysmile:

the answer is either "7" or "it feels so good when he stops"

iconoclast · 07-17-2008, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennabis

the undigested flesh was from a life time of eatin, you silly spaceman, not that day. i realize i'm wrong, but right at the same time. just a great opportunity, for me to share some of my beliefs.

love yourself

I love steak.

kennabis · 07-17-2008, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iconoclast

I love steak.

i love stake too, when i drive one, right threw the heart of ignorance, lack of understanding and unconsciousness of flesh eaters. noone inparticular, just everyone involved.

cow petting

**The Urban Spaceman** · 07-17-2008, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iconoclast

I love steak.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennabis

i love stake too, when i drive one, right threw the heart of ignorance, lack of understanding and unconsciousness of flesh eaters. noone inparticular, just everyone involved.

cow petting

ok, carnivores and vegans... lets get back on topic here and see if we can figure out WHICH one of OakSmoke's answers is THE right one!

and i tell ya right now, it isn't the number 7 today!

gopers · 07-17-2008, 08:34 AM

Poly dent it do it?

07-17-2008, 05:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Urban Spaceman Budtender Deluxe Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In the Saucer of course! Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 5,934 Rep Power: 0	~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 hey everyone! it must be Thursday! how do I know? i looked! so only two more riddles this week, today and tomorrow. let's make me laugh today guys - my blood pressure is through the roof and i need to relax! I think i got the placebo in the drug study! today i was 195/117... Spacey's ready to explode! or have a stroke... anyway, here's today's riddle... An old man was poisoned. The police found that he had eaten and drunk nothing on the day of his death. How had he been poisoned? OK, i think THIS one is pretty easy... whadda YOU think?

07-17-2008, 05:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
cjking the PollMeister Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Echo Park Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes Posts: 499 Rep Power: 4435	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 Too easy. Guy owes money to a gangster. The guy won't pay. Guy threatens to tell on the gangster. The gangster stuffs poison in the whoo-ha of a goat. The gangster sends the goat to the guy as a gift. The guy likes the goat. Guy dies. Next Riddle Spacey! I like them! cjking says..

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cjking the PollMeister Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Echo Park Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes Posts: 499 Rep Power: 4435	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 If he didn't eat or drink anything, then he must have smoked something poisonous. There was mold on his weed. Someone poisoned his weed!!! It was death by inhaling modified weed fumes. Sucks, but it happens. cjking says..

07-17-2008, 06:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
kennabis om shivaya hara ganja om Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 3,148 Rep Power: 782256	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 this is way too easy. he was a huge john wayne fan, he'd seen every movie and interview with the duke. he tried to live his life, just like his idol. so, therefore he ate lots of meat, lots and lots of meat. he poisoned himself with 45 lbs. of undigested flesh/meat in his lower colon. kinda like most of america. enjoy your cheeseburger wrapped in bacon smothered in cheese and cooked with hydrogenated oils. land of the free/sick

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its4:21sryimL8 <^>(^_^)<^> Join Date: Jun 2008 Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 365 Rep Power: 0	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 ha! his wife did it! or to be different i may have to say 9.... yes today its 9 not 7....

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07-17-2008, 06:52 AM	#12 (permalink)
*OakSmokeMJA* WT Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oakland Co-Op: yes Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 1,477 Rep Power: 87905	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 1. Poison dart, he was indigenous to the rainforest. 2. His appendix burst, he died of septic poisoning. 3. The poison was in the Visine, the old man had just finished medicating and had to go to work. 4. He died of nicotine poisoning. (quit smoking cigarettes!!) OakSmokeMJA says.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I work for Purple Heart Patient Center

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gopers Can't kill a man born to hang Join Date: May 2008 Location: Phelan Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 115332	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 Was the poison the cause of death? Poison can take 12-48 hours to kill you. He died at 1:00 am so that day he had not eaten, but dinner the night before......

07-17-2008, 06:57 AM	#14 (permalink)
cjking the PollMeister Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Echo Park Co-Op: No Vendor: No Patient: Yes Posts: 499 Rep Power: 4435	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 ------------------- THEORY #3 ------------------- 1. Guy went to a dispensary after reading about it on WT. Something about tomatoes. 2. Guy pissed off budtender because he wanted first timer specials + referral bonuses after purchasing only 1 gram. 3. Guy goes home and writes about the horrible experience on WT. 4. Budtender says, "I'm gonna get you sucka!" 5. Guy gets really sick one day and orders from a delivery service. 6. Budtender happens to be in charge of the delivery service too. 7. Budtender sticks his boogers in the guy's "O.G. Ocean Grown Goo" order 8. While smoking the modified "booger goo," the guy has a poisonous/allergic reaction and dies. *Ta da! Hook me Spacey! I haven't got rep points from you in awhile baby!!! hahaha* hmmm ... I just read the above posts and Spacey is now saying the guy didn't inhale anything. This sucks. It means theory #3 isn't correct. :( cjking says.. Last edited by cjking; 07-17-2008 at 07:03 AM.. Reason: i'm wrong*

07-17-2008, 07:11 AM	#16 (permalink)
gopers Can't kill a man born to hang Join Date: May 2008 Location: Phelan Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 115332	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 OK, the poison was in his asthma inhaler

07-17-2008, 07:20 AM	#18 (permalink)
*OakSmokeMJA* WT Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oakland Co-Op: yes Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 1,477 Rep Power: 87905	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 I got it, 1. The poison was in his denture cream. 2. He died of Viagra o.d.:sbounce: 3. CO2 poisoning. (he lived right by the freeway). 4. Asbestos/led poisoning? (he lived in an old house) OK, I'm done, pick me up WT. OakSmokeMJA says.. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I work for Purple Heart Patient Center

07-17-2008, 07:26 AM	#20 (permalink)
jokerdewd Weedasaurus Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SCA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes Posts: 336 Rep Power: 1088	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 Here's one for Spacey If a hen and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a cucumber? How long?:partysmile:

07-17-2008, 08:34 AM	#25 (permalink)
gopers Can't kill a man born to hang Join Date: May 2008 Location: Phelan Co-Op: NO Vendor: NO Patient: YES Posts: 1,584 Rep Power: 115332	Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 7/17/08 Poly dent it do it?

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