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06-12-2008, 05:02 AM
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| Budtender Deluxe Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In the Saucer of course! Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 0      |  ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 G'day, mates! TIme to throw some shrimp on the barbie??? nope, it's time for another riddle. i have another one kinda like the one yesterday. hope this one entertains you. peace spacey  Ms. Tuttle was in tears as she placed the little hamster cage on Dr. Probe's examining table. "I've taken Goldie to four veterinarians, and they've all told me that Goldie is simply dying of old age." Dr. Probe peered into the cage to see the little hamster looking the worse for wear. "Look, Dr. Probe, I'm a very wealthy lady. Please make her well, money is no object." At that, Dr. Probe stood up and said, "Well, Mrs. Tuttle, I've been experimenting with an aging remedy.. The cure is expensive and risky, and i must admit that i haven't attempted it so far." "If that's Goldie's only chance...," blubbered Mrs Tuttle. Several days later, Mrs Tuttle returned to find Goldie in good health. "Goldie took well to my treatment," agreed Dr. Probe, "but I fear that you're going to feel ill when you get my bill." How could Dr Probe cure Goldie of the effects of old age? |
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06-12-2008, 05:33 AM
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| om shivaya hara ganja om  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: planet earth Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 782256  | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 it's called "the ole switcharoo". i thought we were better than that. med school damages alot of good souls. it took his assistant igor about a week to find a match, alittle dye and a haircut and presto, "LOOK ALIKE HAMPSTER". ps: i would never trust a dr. named probe good luck |
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06-12-2008, 07:30 AM
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| Weedasaurus  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: SCA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 1088 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08  I bet Goldie received a penile implant? |
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06-12-2008, 08:02 AM
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| Weed Wizard Of Westwood Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Santa Monica Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 318066 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 I know Dr. Probe. His partner is Dr. Delve. |
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06-12-2008, 08:18 AM
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| why do they always blame me for bogarting?  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: so cal Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 474 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 how about a new hamster that looked like goldie.... and i know dr probe as well. he's the guy that had me grab my ankles and hold my breath to check me for a sprained wrist...he's an over priced quack my wrist still hurts and so does my bunghole now....  ps flushing a hamster down the toilet is not a good idea...use the trash can  |
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06-12-2008, 08:29 AM
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| WT Advanced Member  Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oakland Co-Op: yes Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 87905 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 He gave Goldie a facelift. |
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06-12-2008, 08:33 AM
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| VENICE BEACH BUM  Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: VENICE BEACH & LUVIN' IT Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 182700 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 Goldie spent a few days with Richard Gere, came back feeling like a new hamster !! STEVE-O |
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06-12-2008, 08:33 AM
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| WT Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oakland Co-Op: yes Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 87905 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 my wife's answers, Well, Goldie was really a spy and was just acting like an old hamster as part of his cover...  (she's big on spies)and, The Dr. cloned Goldie. |
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06-12-2008, 08:34 AM
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| VENICE BEACH BUM Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: VENICE BEACH & LUVIN' IT Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 182700 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 P.S. I do believe Dr. Probe was Richard Gere's Proctologist of choice !! |
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06-12-2008, 08:37 AM
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| WT Advanced Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Oakland Co-Op: yes Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 87905 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 Quote:
That did it! silky smooth too. lalol!:slaugh: | |
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06-12-2008, 09:58 AM
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| The best things in life are dirty Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: No-Name City, CA Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: Yes
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Rep Power: 382155  | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 I am so in awe of all the answers that I'm left almost speechless...:slaugh: Too easy, Dr. Probe added caffeine to the water, then sold re-packaged No-Doz as the miracle drug that beats aging...  |
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06-12-2008, 02:16 PM
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| Budtender Deluxe Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In the Saucer of course! Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 Well, to quote Au_Hunter I am so in awe of all the answers that i am left almost speechless! But you all know me better than that! I need at least 2 paragraphs to tell you what time it is. So today, Kennabis and Spanky got the "right" answer - old Dr. Probe pulled the switcheroo with the hamster. It looks like i am gonna have to try REALLY hard to put one past you guys! You are all very good at this. Now i just have to say - bringing Richard Gere into the whole conversation is just cruel - to the hamster LOL. That was the best laugh i've had in a long time - now i have a mental image of a "clean as a whistle" hamster sitting on Gere's lap looking up at him with love eyes. see ya tomorrow, spacey Quote:
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06-12-2008, 02:42 PM
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| Weed Wizard Of Westwood Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Santa Monica Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 318066 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 That Dr. Probe is a thief!!! Doing the switcherooo THEN charging the poor lady big bucks??? Please PM me his info so I can turn him in to the proper authorities! And the "real" Goldie, where can I find her before Richard Gere does? This story is bumming me out, I think I am going to retire to my cage and run the treadmill. |
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06-12-2008, 02:57 PM
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| Budtender Deluxe Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: In the Saucer of course! Co-Op: YES Vendor: NO Patient: YES
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Rep Power: 0 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 Quote:
Last I heard of Goldie, she was auditioning for a part in Gere's next film; Journey to the Center of my Girth. I'm sure we'll see more of her. | |
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06-12-2008, 03:04 PM
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| VENICE BEACH BUM Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: VENICE BEACH & LUVIN' IT Co-Op: no Vendor: no Patient: yes
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Rep Power: 182700 | Re: ~Foothill's Daily Brain Teaser~ 6/12/08 Quote:
STEVE-O | |
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